Snowman Puns I heard it was going to snow tonight, so I made sure to give my snowman a scarf and warm hat so he doesn’t get a cold. My snowman looked a little thirsty, so I gave him some ice water. Our snowman had a meltdown when he found out summer was coming. The …
Random Jokes
Hot Weather Puns 1. I’m so over this heat, it really gets under my skin. 2. It’s so hot, I’m sweating like a sinner in church! 3. This summer heat is un-bear-able. All I want to do is hibernate. 4. It’s hotter than Hades out there. The devil himself would be reaching for sunscreen. 5. …
Ginger Puns 1. I tried dyeing my hair ginger but it came out a little too orange – you could say I’m a dye-hard redhead wannabe. 2. I wanted to spice up my look so I asked the hairdresser for some ginger highlights. She said, “Are you sure? Going ginger is a bold move.” 3. …
Yo Mama Puns Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower. Yo mama’s so short, she has to get a running start …
Gen Z Puns 1. I tried to make avocado toast but I mashed it. Guess I’m not hip enough for the Gen Z life. 2. What do you call a Gen Z kid who loves math? An algebra Zbra. 3. Why did the Gen Zer cross the road? To get to the other side part …
Space Puns 1. I’m so exhausted from working all day, I feel like I need some space. 2. My friend is obsessed with space. I told him he needs to planet better. 3. I tried telling space jokes to my astronaut friend, but he didn’t planet all. 4. I entered a space pun contest, but …
Hockey Puns 1. I tried to ice skate, but it was a puck-le. 2. I was going to tell a hockey joke but decided to pass. 3. What do you call a hockey player in a phone booth? Claustrophobic! 4. My friend got hit in the head with a hockey puck. Luckily it was just …
Crab Puns 1. Don’t be shellfish, share some crab with me! 2. Crabby patties are the signature dish at the Krusty Krab restaurant. 3. Make sure to butcher crabs humanely, don’t want them to suffer. 4. Crabs move sideways because it’s wrong to walk backwards in life. 5. Crabs like to pinch, but it’s wrong …
Boxes Puns What do you call a small box that makes everything inside invisible? A hide-and-box. Why was the cardboard box fired from his job at the factory? He was found guilty of container abuse. My friend got angry when I stepped on his box of eggs. He said, “Hey! Watch where you’re going!” I …
Toast Puns 1. I wanted to make French toast this morning but I’m a little crusty about it. 2. My toaster and I have a very complex relationship. Most days I want to cram bread down her slots, but sometimes when the mood strikes, I just want to take her out to dinner and treat …