Today Show Puns 1. I heard the Today Show hosts were going to do a segment on clocks. I guess they wanted to talk about Alarm Clock News. 2. The Today Show studio got a new air conditioning unit installed. I heard it was to keep Matt Lauer nice and Al Roker. 3. Savannah Guthrie …
Random Jokes
Toaster Puns (20) 1. I was feeling burnt out, so I decided to take a break and watch the toasters at the appliance store. You could say I was getting some much-kneaded rest. 2. My toaster isn’t working right. I think it’s having a meltdown. 3. I entered my toaster in a baking contest. It …
Titanic Puns (15) 1. I heard the band on the Titanic kept playing even after hitting the iceberg. I guess they just went with the flow. 2. The Titanic’s captain tried to sneak on a lifeboat but they made him walk the plank. 3. The Titanic was supposed to be unsinkable, but it turns out …
Tin Man Puns 1. The Tin Man decided to go on a diet, but he found he just cannoli lose weight. 2. The Tin Man was feeling rusty, so he decided to oil out for a bit. 3. The Tin Man entered a pie eating contest, but he ended up getting sheet metal all over …
Time Travel Puns (15) 1. I tried to organize a time traveler’s convention, but no one showed up! 2. My friend claims he can time travel, but I think he’s just stringing me along. 3. I was going to time travel to last week, but I’m running a bit behind. 4. I bought a device …
TikTok Puns I tried making TikTok videos, but they were really cringetok. I heard TikTok is developing a premium service called TikTop where only the best videos get promoted. My friend is obsessed with TikTok. I told him he should Tok less about it. Did you hear about the new social media app called ClikClak? …
Tic Tac Toe Puns I was going to make a tic tac toe pun, but I didn’t want to cross any lines. My friend loves tic tac toe so much he got a tattoo of an X on his arm. I told him he shouldn’t mark himself like that! Did you hear about the angry …
Chicken Cross The Road Puns (10) 1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken! 2. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? He wanted to do it again! 3. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? He wanted to stretch his legs! 4. Why did the frozen chicken …
Funeral Puns (20) 1. I heard the funeral director was offering a bier deal on caskets this week. 2. The grieving widow was coffin up a lot of emotions at her husband’s funeral. 3. The deceased man’s brother gave a grave speech at the funeral. 4. The funeral home had a dead serious no cell …
Tequila Puns 1. I only drink tequila on days that end in Y. 2. What do you call a tequila with a torch in it? A lightquila. 3. Why was the tequila bottle so popular at the party? It had a great personality. 4. I asked the bartender for something to make me look cool. …