Mario Puns (10) 1. Why didn’t Mario pass his driver’s test? He kept drifting on Rainbow Road! 2. What do you call a plumber with a good sense of rhythm? A super Mario brother. 3. Why does Mario have overalls and a mustache? So you can recognize him even after a pipe repair. 4. Why …
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Bald Puns 1. I heard two bald men got into a fight. It was a battle of head-butts. 2. The bald man entered a hair stylist contest ironically. He didn’t have a strand of a chance. 3. Did you hear about the new TV show about bald people? It’s called No Hair Apparent. 4. I …
Air Fryer Puns 1. I bought an air fryer to help me save time in the kitchen, but now I never have a spare minute to use it! 2. My new air fryer is so easy to operate. It’s very user-friendly. 3. I’m thinking of entering my air fryer in a baking contest. It would …
Woodpecker Puns (10) What do you call a woodpecker who pecks out Morse code? A telepecker! Why was the woodpecker hired by the hardware store? He was an expert in pecking orders. How does a woodpecker keep rhythm? They use their pecker to keep the beat. Why don’t woodpeckers get headaches? Because they have shock …
White House Puns (10) The White House chef was fired for serving cold soup. It was an unpresidented decision. The White House plumber fixed a leaky faucet in record time. He said it was just a simple fix-u-dent job. The First Lady decided to redecorate the Oval Office. She thought the décor was in executive …
Windmill Puns 1. I heard about a new dance inspired by windmills. It’s called the Turbine Twist! 2. What do you call a windmill that broke down? Out of order! 3. Why was the windmill farmer so innovative? He liked to try new things and turn over a new leaf. 4. Why are windmills so …
Wheelchair Puns 1. I wanted to get new wheels for my chair, but they were too expensive. I guess I’ll just have to wheel and deal. 2. My friend was telling me about his new electric wheelchair. I told him it sounds absolutely revo-wheely good. 3. I was feeling down so I decided to go …
Whales Puns (30) 1. What do you call a whale that eats a lot of iron? A ferrous cetacean. 2. I was whale watching and said “Oh no, a whale is about to crush our boat!” My friend responded “Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?” 3. What do you call a depressed whale? …
Werewolf Puns (30) 1. What do you call a werewolf who works as a gardener? A were-florist! 2. Why don’t werewolves ever win any sports competitions? They don’t like taking home the silver medal. 3. What did the werewolf say when he was asked about his favorite food? I really have a taste for meat! …
Weekend Puns 1. I’m really looking forward to the weekend. You could say I’m weekending for it. 2. What do you call someone who is obsessed with weekends? A weekfreak. 3. My friend got fired from his job as a calendar maker. I guess he took too many weekends off. 4. I asked my boss …