Dog Puns 1. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. 2. Want to hear a joke about dogs? Just sit and stay. 3. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on. 4. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, …
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Tiger Puns 1. What do you call a tiger who loves to swim? An aquatiger! 2. Why don’t tigers live in Africa? There’s not enough stripes. 3. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite! 4. Why can’t tigers tell jokes timing well? They always pause too long! 5. My …
Fridge Puns 1. I was feeling a little chilly so I decided to hang out with my friend the fridge. 2. The fridge started beatboxing, so I said “Stop spitting those cold bars!” 3. I entered my fridge in a race but it didn’t win. It only got the ice prize. 4. My fridge and …
Dr Pepper Puns (15 Jokes) 1. I asked my friend if he wanted a soda. He said, “What’s the Dr. Pepper?” I told him “Nothing much, what’s up with you?” 2. My favorite soda is Dr Pepper. I drink it when I’m feeling a little fizzy inside. 3. Why was Dr Pepper invited to speak …
Chocolate Puns 1. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue-berry! 2. What kind of chocolate do you get when you milk a cow? Milky Way! 3. Why did the chocolate bar go to college? It wanted to be a smartie! 4. What do you call a cocoa bean that works out? A protein …
Chin Puns (15) 1. I was feeling a little down, so I decided to get a chinplant to lift my spirits. 2. I entered the chin lifting competition, but I didn’t make the final cut. 3. My friend got some work done on his chin. Now he’s looking sharp. 4. I tried to eat my …
Chair Puns Don’t get too comfy in that chair, or you might get chair-ished! That broken chair is unbearable to sit on. We need to chair-ish our furniture more. I asked my friend if he liked the new chair I bought. He said it looked a little cheesy, but overall it was gouda. My favorite …
Army Puns (10) 1. Why did the soldier bring extra socks to battle? Just in combat boots! 2. Why are army beds so close to the ground? They want you to hit the deck running. 3. Why do soldiers eat their meals in just minutes? They don’t want to be rested. 4. Why do soldiers …
America Puns (12) 1. I heard America likes to eat a lot of fast food. They must have a quick metabolism! 2. America is obsessed with entertainment media. I guess you could say they’re a nation of procrastinators! 3. America loves convenience foods that are easy to prepare. You could say they’re a country of …
Gravy Puns 1. I wanted to add some extra flavor to my mashed potatoes, so I decided to pour on the gravy train! 2. My friend was bragging about his fancy new car. I told him not to get too cocky or he’ll end up in hot water. He said he could handle the heat …