Roast Chicken Puns (15) 1. What do you call a chicken that gets roasted too long? Charcoal chicken! 2. What did the roast chicken say when it was done cooking? I’m baked! 3. Why was the roast chicken sad after cooking? It felt defeathered. 4. How does a roast chicken stay healthy? With lots of …
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Reindeer Puns 1. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no eye deer! 2. Why was the reindeer late to work? He got caught in a snow traffic jam! 3. Why don’t reindeer like fast food? They prefer fast hoof! 4. Why are reindeer feet so wrinkly? From wearing their antler …
Power Rangers Puns (10) 1. I heard the Red Ranger recently got fired from his job. I guess you could say his boss wasn’t too morphinominal about his work performance. 2. Why was the Blue Ranger sad after catching a big fish? He realized it wasn’t a bass but a tengar. 3. How do the …
Passport Puns 1. I wanted to travel to Italy, but I pasta-ported my trip. 2. The expiration date on my passport is just a stamp-of-disapproval. 3. My friend had to re-new his passport. I said, “Good thing you’re not a chicken, or else it would be a re-hen-ewal.” 4. I stamped my passport with an …
Nose Puns 1. I was feeling a little stuffy, so I decided to pick my nose. 2. My nose is so big, it has its own area code. 3. I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist. 4. My nose is so big, it gets home 15 minutes before I do. 5. Did you …
Basketball Puns 1. I went to a boxing match that turned into a basketball game. It was quite the punch and shoot. 2. Did you hear about the basketball player who was caught stealing clocks? He was charged with grand larceny on the time. 3. The basketball team brought their own food to the potluck. …
Pickle Puns 1. I relish a good pickle pun! 2. Want to hear a joke about pickles? It might be a little dill. 3. What do you call a sad pickle? A melan-dill. 4. Why did the pickle lose the race? It couldn’t ketchup. 5. What do you call a pickle that makes music? A …
Butter Puns (20) I can’t believe it’s not butter…because it definitely is butter. Want to hear a butter joke? Nevermind, it might spread too easily. My friend got mad when I used his expensive French butter. I told him not to get so churnalistic. The pad-butter was caught stealing from the pan-try. His career is …
Bowl Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about bowls, but it was too shallow. 2. What did the bowl say to the spoon? You’re so stir crazy! 3. Why was the bowl feeling empty inside? It had no porridge. 4. Why was the bowl feeling down in the dumps? It hit rock …
Jam Puns 1. I wanted to make jam with berries, but it ended up being a preserves, not a jam. Guess I didn’t read the fruit fine print. 2. The band was pretty good, but the guitar solo was just jammed in there. 3. My friend got stuck in traffic because there was a jam …