Roller Coaster Puns 1. I wanted to ride the roller coaster, but I got cold feet at the last second. I guess I chickened out! 2. I heard they’re building a new roller coaster that goes upside down 14 times. That ride sounds like it will turn my world upside down! 3. The new roller …
Random Jokes
Money Puns I was going to tell a joke about unemployment, but none of them worked. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift. But I couldn’t find a manual. I bought some …
Fans Puns (12) I’m a big fan of puns about fans, they really blow me away. What do you call a fan that stops working? A fan failure. Why don’t ceiling fans ever get tired? They’re good at fan-ding their energy levels. My friend is obsessed with fans. I told him he needs to fan-d …
Soup Puns 1. I’m really into fitness. I like to fit this whole pot of soup into my mouth. 2. What do you call an angry bowl of soup? A stew-pendous tantrum! 3. Why was the vegetable soup so upset? It was in a bad mood! 4. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, …
Smoke Detector Puns (10) 1. I bought a smoke detector with laryngitis. It can’t even raise the alarm. 2. My smoke detector keeps making beeping noises at random times. I think it’s bipolar. 3. I was cooking up a storm in the kitchen and my smoke detector started screaming. It was having a meltdown. 4. …
Smart Phone Puns (10) 1. I tried to grab my phone but mistook it for my clock. I guess you could say I had alarm issues. 2. My friend was bragging about his new smartphone’s camera quality. I told him not to get too pixelated. 3. I entered my phone in a beauty pageant. It …
Skydiving Puns (20) 1. I wanted to go skydiving but didn’t have the guts to jump out of the plane. You could say I got cold feet! 2. My skydiving instructor said I was a natural. I guess you could say I took to it like a duck to water. 3. I was so nervous …
Short People Puns 1. I tried to warn my short friend that it was going to rain, but it went right over his head. 2. My short colleague got angry when I made fun of his height. I guess he came up short on patience. 3. I told my short friend to cheer up and …
Saudi Arabia Puns (15) I wanted to visit Saudi Arabia’s Empty Quarter, but it was completely deserted. The Saudi king bought a new Rolls Royce. He calls it the “Royals Royce.” Why don’t Saudis like camping? There’s in-tents heat. My Saudi friend got rich selling sand. His business made a lot of cents. Did you …
Rope Puns 1. I wanted to buy some rope but I didn’t have enough dough, so I had to skip it. 2. The rope walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender said, “I’m afraid I can’t serve you.” The rope was stunned! 3. Did you hear about the angry rope? It had …