Sneakers Puns (10) I entered a sneaker design contest, but sadly I didn’t make the cut. My friend got fired from the sneaker factory. Apparently he just couldn’t toe the line. Did you hear about the angry sneakers? They were upset because people kept walking all over them! Why don’t sneakers ever win arguments? Because …
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Checkbook Puns I was going to make a joke about my checkbook, but there would be no balance to it. My checkbook is very boaring. All it has are a bunch of check marks. I bought a checkbook cover to keep my finances a secret, but it was no use. I still have so many …
Photo Frame Puns (12) 1. I was going to buy a new photo frame, but the prices seemed a bit framed up. 2. I asked the store clerk if they sold photo frames for bathroom mirrors. She said, “I don’t think we carry those, but let me frame the question differently and get back to …
Dictionary Puns 1. I tried to look up the word “gullible” in the dictionary, but I couldn’t find it. I guess it’s not a real word after all! 2. I was reading the dictionary when I fell asleep and had a nightmare about consonants chasing me. When I woke up I was so relieved that …
Sink Puns (17) 1. My new stainless steel sink arrived, but when I opened the box it was missing. Now that’s an ab-sink-t mistake! 2. I was trying to install my new porcelain sink but I chipped the basin. Let’s just say I’m in hot water now. 3. Did you hear about the sink that …
Chair Puns (15) What do you call a chair that can fly? A highchair! Why was the chair tired when it got home from work? It was exhausted from sitting all day! My new office chair keeps breaking. I should have read the fine print before I bought it. The warranty clearly states it has …
Cushion Puns (15) 1. I bought my friend a cushion with a picture of cheese on it. It was a gouda gift. 2. My favorite cushion is the one with a cat face on it. It’s pawsitively purrfect. 3. I was feeling down so I bought myself a cushion that looks like a smiley face. …
Napkin Puns 1. I was going to start collecting fancy napkins, but I decided to table that for now. 2. My friend got mad when I used his fancy napkin to wipe my mouth. I guess he wanted to save it for a rainy day. 3. I entered my napkin origami piece into an art …
Dry Erase Board Puns (14) I’d tell you a joke about dry erase boards, but I don’t want to write it in stone. My dry erase board is very transparent with me. You could say it puts everything out in the open. Working with dry erase boards all day isn’t my favorite thing to do, …
Toy Puns What do you call a toy that loves hosting parties? An entertainer! That plush dinosaur is very poplar these days. You might say kids are toy-rano-soaring him. I bought a toy drone that has some uncomfortable designs on it. It’s a little crass plaything. My friend got rich selling toy wagons. You could …