Newspaper Puns 1. I tried to come up with some newspaper puns, but none of them made the headlines. 2. The newspaper business is quite cutthroat. There’s a new edition every day. 3. I wanted to work at the newspaper factory but they said the presses were running. 4. The newspaper writer was caught plagiarizing. …
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Fork Puns What do you call a fork that plays the piano? A piano tuna fork! Why was the fork dirtier than the other utensils? It was always getting into prong situations. What do you call a fork that helps you eat salad? A tossing utensil! Why don’t forks make good dancers? They have two …
Spatula Puns What do you call a spatula that loves to dance? A flipper! Why can’t spatulas ever lie? Because they’re such pan-handlers! I entered my spatula into a cooking contest. It was a flip off. What do you call a spatula that works as a reporter? A flipbook journalist! My spatula started telling awful …
Flower pot Puns 1. I bought my wife a flower pot for her birthday. She said it was the pot calling the kettle black! 2. I was late to my gardening club meeting because I took a potty break repotting my plants. 3. My friend grew marijuana in his flower pots. You could say he …
Food Puns (20) What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. A steak pun is a rare medium well done. What do you call a dog that eats fast food? A hot dog. What do you call an apology written in sauce? Re-gravy. What …
Soap Puns I accidentally dropped my soap in the shower. Now I’m in a slippery situation! My friend makes handcrafted soap. You could say he has a clean business. I was going to make a joke about soap, but I decided to keep it clean. Did you hear about the angry bar of soap? He …
Coffee Maker Puns I bought an expensive, high-tech coffee maker. It has so many extra features! You could say it’s the cream of the crop. My new coffee maker is extremely possessive. It gets jealous if I use any other machine. I think it has some ground issues. I was going to return my faulty …
Floor Puns (10) 1. I’m thinking of redoing my floors. Wood laminate me think twice before making a decision though. 2. My floors are so dusty, it really sweeps me off my feet. 3. I was going to hire someone to redo my floors, but I decided to wing it instead. It was a floor …
Folder Puns I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about folders, but he said he already redditt. My friend was bragging that he organized all his folders perfectly. I told him not to get so file proud. I entered a competition for the most organized folders. I placed in the top …
Sketchbook Puns (20) I was going to make a joke about sketchbooks, but the pages were blank. My friend was bragging about his new sketchbook, but I told him not to get a big head over a few empty pages. Did you hear about the sketchbook that was arrested? It was booked on charges of …