Vase Puns 1. I was going to make a flower pun, but I realized it would just fall flat. 2. What did the vase say to the other vase? We make quite the pair! 3. Why was the vase angry at its flowers? They kept giving it lip. 4. My friend got me a vase …
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Blanket Puns (20) 1. I asked my friend if he wanted to go camping, but he said he’d rather stay in his blan-ket. 2. My blanket is so warm, it really com-forts me. 3. I brought my favorite blan-ket on the picnic, I didn’t want ants crawling under it and having a picnic of their …
Binder Puns 1. I was so busy, I felt completely in a binder. 2. My friend was struggling to organize her notes, I told her to get her life in binder. 3. I spilled coffee on my important documents. Now I’m in a binder. 4. I’m so unorganized I really need to get my binder …
Radio Puns 1. I was trying to tune my old radio last night but I just kept getting static. I guess some things from the past are better left in the past. 2. My friend was excited to finally tune in to her favorite radio station. She said “I can’t wait to turn on 97.1 …
Puzzle Puns – 18 Jokes 1. I was trying to finish a puzzle, but I was missing a piece. It was a very perplexing problem. 2. My friend got frustrated trying to solve a puzzle, so he ripped it apart. I guess he didn’t have the patience to piece it together. 3. I bought a …
Laundry Basket Puns (16) I was going to tell a joke about laundry baskets, but it would just come out dry. When the laundry basket started telling jokes, it had everyone in stitches. I entered my laundry basket into a comedy competition, but unfortunately all its jokes fell flat. Did you hear about the laundry …
Keyboard Puns 1. I entered a keyboard pun contest, but I didn’t win. I guess I didn’t have the write stuff. 2. The band Keyboarded Cats is known for songs with lots of synthesizer. Some say their music is meow-sical. 3. Did you hear about the psychic who conducts seances with a Ouija keyboard? They …
Jewelry Puns I took my broken necklace to the jewelry hospital to get it repaired. The doctor said it just needed a linkectomy. I was going to tell a joke about a precious gem, but na, I’ll just diamond dozen. My friend got arrested for stealing a gold chain. He’s now facing some pretty heavy …
# 30 Hysterical Oven Jokes ## Oven Puns (10) 1. I was going to make a joke about ovens, but it would have been half-baked. 2. My oven identification skills are so bad I couldn’t tell a broiler from a roaster. I guess I’m not very good at oven recognition. 3. I entered my oven …
Notebook Puns I used to think my notebook was imaginary, but it’s actually real – it was just complex! My notebook is so shy it always covers its margins. My math notebook asked me to give it some space. I said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got lots of margins for you.” My notebook’s favorite month is …