Circle Puns 1. I tried to come up with some geometry jokes but they were too formulaic. 2. The circle was fired from his job as a teacher because he was always going off on tangents. 3. Why was the circle upset? He felt like people were talking behind his back. 4. I heard two …
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Squirrel Puns (10) 1. Why was the squirrel always snacking? He was just being a little nuts! 2. The police were trying to catch a criminal squirrel. It was quite the nut chase. 3. Why don’t squirrels like online shopping? There are never enough nuts in the packages. 4. Why are squirrels bad at sharing? …
Unicorn Puns (10) 1. What do you call a unicorn who plays the guitar? A minstrel! 2. How does a unicorn magician make things disappear? With its horn of plenty! 3. Why don’t unicorns get invited to parties? They’re too one-dimensional! 4. What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a horse? A …
Pepper Puns (10) 1. I tried to make a spicy peppercorn sauce but it was a little too salty. I guess I should have taken it with a grain assault. 2. The chef got fired for putting ghost peppers in the food without telling anyone. His boss said it was grounds for in-spicy-ment. 3. I …
Flirting Puns 1. I don’t usually flirt with strangers, but it looks like you could use some pickup lines. 2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 3. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 4. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you. 5. …
Owl Puns 1. Why do owls make great philosophers? Because they really know how to descartes. 2. What do you call an owl who does great impersonations? A hoo-hoo! 3. Why don’t owls ever win at hide and seek? Because they always stick their head out! 4. Why was the owl teacher angry at her …
Clock Puns I tried to make a pun about clocks, but it was about time I gave up. Want to hear a joke about construction? Ah, nevermind. I’m still working on it. My friend got mad when I made a pun about clocks. He said it was a second-hand offense. Did you hear about the …
Rugby Puns What do you call a rugby player who always talks about themselves? A me, me, me! Why don’t eggs play rugby? They’d get scrambled. What’s a rugby player’s favorite planet? Trypiter. Why can’t you tell a joke to a rugby ball? Because it will never get the punchline. Did you hear about the …
Pee Puns 1. I’m so excited for this year’s Urination! I hear it’s going to be a real stream of fun. 2. I tried to sneak into the restroom without anyone noticing, but my friend caught me and said “Urine trouble now!” 3. My bladder is completely full, so don’t be surprised if you hear …
Moon Puns 1. I heard NASA is sending cows to the moon. The launch will be led by Cowmissioner Gordon Mooody. 2. What do you call cheese that’s made on the moon? Lunar cheese! 3. Why did the moon get arrested? It was caught with illegal craters. 4. I entered a competition for who could …