Hamster Puns 1. What do you call a hamster that wanders off? A rambler. 2. Why don’t hamsters ever relax? They’re always on the wheel! 3. Why are hamsters so good at baking? They know how to whip up some mean tiny cakes. 4. What do you call a hamster who loves listening to music? …
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Yellow Puns 1. Why was the banana kicked out of the fruit bowl? It was being too mellow! 2. What did the yellow highlighter say to the pencil? I got you covered! 3. Why do bees stay away from lemons? They prefer the mellow yellow flowers! 4. Why did the yellow pages go digital? They …
Tomato Puns 1. What do you call a tomato that makes music? A rappato! 2. Why was the tomato so popular at the party? It really knew how to salsa! 3. How do tomatos communicate? They use tomato sauce to pass messages! 4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! …
Zelda Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about rupees, but I didn’t want to Triforce it. 2. What do you call Link when he takes a selfie? A shellfie! 3. Why did Link fall asleep on the job? He was working too Hyrule! 4. Why doesn’t Ganondorf ever run out of gas? …
Lion Puns 1. Why do lions make terrible therapists? They’re always lion! 2. Did you hear about the lion who joined the army? His fellow soldiers said he was an excellent lion tenant. 3. Why don’t lions like fast food? They don’t want to be fast food! 4. Why did the lion get invited to …
Dragon Puns (32) What do you call a sleepy dragon? A nappyrhynchoidea! Why don’t dragons like fast food? They prefer to order their meals to go. How does a dragon cook its food? With dragonfire! Why did the dragon cross the road? To get to the medieval side. What do you call a dragon that …
Butterfly Puns What do you call a butterfly that flies back and forth? A flutter-by! Why was the butterfly excited on the first day of school? It was the caterpillar’s first day! What did the little butterfly say to encourage the caterpillar? You can do it, little guy! Just put your heart into it, and …
Wall Puns 1. I wanted to paint my wall yellow, but now I have huge regrets. I don’t think I can get over it. 2. If you don’t pay attention to the warning signs, you might hit a wall. Just make sure you don’t run into any concrete problems. 3. My friend got angry and …
Cherry Puns (13) What do you call a group of grumpy cherries? A bad bunch. How does a cherry like to relax? By sitting in its pit. Why was the cherry unable to play tennis? It couldn’t find its racket. What did the cherry say when it got stepped on? I’m in a jam! Why …
Flag Puns 1. I asked the flag maker if the flags were on sails. He said, “Yes, all of our flags are on sails today!” 2. I was trying to hang the flag up outside but the pole kept bending. I guess I need a stiffer flag pole to fly it high. 3. My friend …