Halloween Puns (20) 1. I heard Dracula can’t make up his mind. One minute he’s a vampire, the neck minute he’s a bat! 2. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with! 3. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry cereal! 4. Why didn’t the mummy take time off? …
Halloween Jokes
Pumpkin Puns (15) What do you call a small pumpkin? A puny-kin! How did the pumpkin get to the dance party? It took the gourd bus. Why was the pumpkin smiling? It was having a gourd time. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. How does a pumpkin stay in shape? It does squash-ics. Why did …
Slime Puns 1. What do you call a sticky, gooey monster? A slime thing! 2. Why was the slime late to work? It got stuck in traffic. 3. What do you get when you cross a ghost with slime? An ectoplasm! 4. My friend got hungry and ate some slime. Now he’s feeling a little …
Zombie Puns What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fry? A brain wok. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. What do you call a zombie magician? A necro-mancer. How does a zombie prepare his food? He grave-robes it. Why do zombies make good gardeners? They’re great at dead-heading. What do you …