Tagalog Puns 1. Anong tawag sa manok na palaging nauuntog sa pader? Eh di de-kwak-kwak! 2. Ano ang tawag sa maliit na aso? Eh di chi-wow-wow! 3. Paano mo sasabihin ang salitang “fried chicken” sa Tagalog? Eh di pi-rito-rito! 4. Ano ang tawag sa maliit na pusa? Eh di me-yow-yow! 5. Paano mo sasabihin ang …
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Sports Puns 1. I used to do archery but I got bored and quit. The whole thing felt pointless. 2. The baseball player was struggling to improve his batting average. He needed to get a hit. 3. The football coach told his players to take a lap and then hit the showers. They proceeded to …
Rick Astley Puns (20) 1. I wanted to get Rick Astley’s autograph but he said he wouldn’t give it to me. What a let down! 2. I heard Rick Astley bought an expensive saxophone. I guess he never gonna give it up. 3. Did you hear about the new documentary on Rick Astley’s singing career? …
Peanut Butter Puns (15) 1. What do you call a peanut butter enthusiast? A p’nutty person! 2. Why was the peanut butter sad? It felt crummy. 3. What did the peanut butter say when it was surprised? Jif! 4. What do you call a peanut butter covered in chocolate? Reese’s Pieces. 5. Why can’t you …
Garlic Puns What do you call garlic that’s afraid of the dark? Scared-lic! Why was the garlic asked to leave the dance party? It kept causing a stink. How did the garlic win the race? It used its cloves. Why was the garlic dressed so fancy? It was going on a date. What instrument does …
Dinosaur Puns 1. What do you call a dinosaur that is a noise nuisance? A dino-snorer! 2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent! 3. What do you call a dinosaur that is no longer alive? An exstinctosaurus! 4. Want to hear a joke about a dinosaur? …
Football Puns 1. I used to be a quarterback, but then I took an arrow to the knee. 2. The football coach was feeling deflated after his team lost. 3. The wide receiver kept dropping passes. I guess you could say he had butter fingers. 4. The referee made a bad pass interference call. I …
Mirrors Puns I was hoping to buy a mirror online, but I couldn’t find a good reflection of what I wanted. I entered my mirror in a comedy competition, but it didn’t make the finals. The judges said it just wasn’t a good reflection of my sense of humor. The mirror factory had to stop …
Angel Puns 1. Why did the angel get in trouble in heaven? He had un-hallowed wings. 2. What do you call an angel who is always late? A cheru-bimbo. 3. How do angels greet each other? Halo there! 4. Why was the angel smiling while playing golf? She had a hole-in-one! 5. Where do baby …
Drum Puns 1. I tried to learn the drums, but I kept making a racket. 2. Drums are my instrument of percussion. 3. I wanted to join a band but they said my drumming was too cymbalistic. 4. Why did the drummer get arrested? He was caught beating his drums in public! 5. My neighbor …