Dr Pepper Puns (15 Jokes) 1. I asked my friend if he wanted a soda. He said, “What’s the Dr. Pepper?” I told him “Nothing much, what’s up with you?” 2. My favorite soda is Dr Pepper. I drink it when I’m feeling a little fizzy inside. 3. Why was Dr Pepper invited to speak …
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Veterans Day Puns (30 Jokes) 1. Why did the veteran eat his lunch so quickly? He was in a rush to finish his meal before the bugle called him back to duty. 2. Why are veterans so good at playing instruments? They are always ready for their next military band. 3. What do you call …
United Kingdom Puns 1. I heard there’s a new restaurant in London that serves European food. The reviews say it’s pretty Grate Britain. 2. What do you call tea that’s been spilled all over the floor? A British mess. 3. Why don’t ants get lost in England? They use the Royal Milestones. 4. Why did …
UFO Puns 1. I heard NASA is working on a new UFO detector. They say it has unidentified flying object-recognition technology. 2. Did you hear about the new UFO with wifi capabilities? It’s called the Unidentified Flying Router. 3. Why don’t UFOs need headlights? Because the flying saucers are already lit! 4. What do you …
Tongue Twisters + Puns (20) 1. What did the police officer say when he caught the criminal who stole tongues? You’re under a wrist for twisted sisters! 2. Why was the tongue twister athlete so successful? He had a twist of fate! 3. What do you call tongues that argue with each other? Twisted sisters! …
Labor Day Puns What do you call a lazy construction worker? A slacker! My friend got fired from the calendar factory. All he did was take a day off! I heard there was a big sale on Labor Day at the grocery store. Everything was 100% off! Why don’t cows ever get a day off? …
Gen Z Puns 1. I tried to make avocado toast but I mashed it. Guess I’m not hip enough for the Gen Z life. 2. What do you call a Gen Z kid who loves math? An algebra Zbra. 3. Why did the Gen Zer cross the road? To get to the other side part …
Toast Puns 1. I wanted to make French toast this morning but I’m a little crusty about it. 2. My toaster and I have a very complex relationship. Most days I want to cram bread down her slots, but sometimes when the mood strikes, I just want to take her out to dinner and treat …
Cheese Puns 1. What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese! 2. What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone! 3. Want to hear a joke about cheese? Just brie patient. 4. What do you call a cheese that is sad? Blue cheese! 5. What cheese …
Possum Puns 1. What do you call a possum who likes to hide? A sly opossum! 2. What did the possum say when he was caught stealing food? “I’m just o-playing possum!” 3. Why don’t possums make good lawyers? They play dead in the middle of a trial! 4. How do possums like to travel? …