Drinks Puns 1. I only drink on days that end in “y.” Get it? Because every day ends in “y”! 2. My favorite drink is a mango daiquiri. You could say it’s my signature cocktail. 3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 4. Did you hear about the guy who …
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Bagel Puns (20) 1. I knead to tell you some bagel puns to get a rise out of you. 2. What did the bagel say when it was feeling down? I’m feeling holey today. 3. Two bagels walk into a bakery. One was a-salted. 4. That bagel has a lot of crust acting so rude! …
Biscuit Puns 1. I kneaded some dough to bake my biscuits, but when they came out of the oven they were pretty crumby. 2. My friend said she was going to make some biscuits from scratch. I told her that sounds like a lot of work just for some itchy skin. 3. Why don’t pirates …
Sheep Puns (20) 1. What do you call a sheep who tells jokes? A baaad comedian. 2. Why don’t sheep like fast food? They prefer to take it baaalamb. 3. How do sheep stay connected? They use their wool wide web. 4. Why are sheep good at solving math problems? They are pretty good at …