Puzzles Puns 1. I tried to put together a 3D puzzle, but it was too much to comprehend. 2. My friend got frustrated trying to solve a puzzle, so I told him to piece it together. 3. I was stumped trying to solve a puzzle, but finally saw the whole picture. 4. Puzzles keep your …
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Fashion Puns 1. I ordered a belt with a clock on it, but it turned out to be a waist of time. 2. My favorite socks disappeared from the laundry. I guess they ran out on me. 3. I was going to buy some camouflage pants but I couldn’t find any. 4. Someone stole my …
Lobster Puns What do you call a lobster who is a music fan? A rock lobster! Why don’t lobsters like to share? They’re shellfish. What did the lobster say when his friend stepped on his foot? Claw-ful! Why did the lobster blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom. What do you call a lobster who never …
Mrs Potato Head Puns (15) 1. I heard Mrs Potato Head got a nose job. She wanted to look more a-peel-ing! 2. Why was Mrs Potato Head smiling after her trip to the salon? She got her hair dyed! 3. Why did Mrs Potato Head cross the road? To get to the other side dish! …
Mermaid Puns (15) What do you call a mermaid who skips school? A tru-ant! What do you call a group of mermaid mathematicians? An algae-bra class! How does a mermaid call her friends? She sea-shells them! Where do mermaids see movies? The dive-in theater! How do mermaids communicate underwater? With shell phones! What’s a mermaid’s …
Mayo Puns (20) 1. I relish a good mayo pun, even if some people find them corny. 2. What do you call mayo that’s been left out too long? Spoiled sport. 3. My friend got hit by a jar of mayo. He’s fine, just a little bruised. 4. I entered my homemade mayo in a …
Lawyer Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about lawyers, but I decided to bill it for later. 2. My friend got arrested for stealing a calendar. He got 12 months. 3. Did you hear about the lawyer who was arrested for assault? He beat the case. 4. Why don’t sharks attack lawyers? …
Hospital Puns (20) The nurses were arguing about which patient was the most difficult, but they could not come to a concussion. The patient was afraid she had appendicitis, but it turned out to just be a grumbling appendix. The doctor told the patient that his rash would soon vanish without a trace, but it …
Healthcare Puns (10) 1. I tried to sue my doctor for malpractice, but then I realized I didn’t have a leg to stand on. 2. My friend got crushed by a pile of medical books. I told him he has no one to blame but his shelf. 3. I told my doctor that I broke …
Fun Run Puns 1. I was going to enter a 10K race, but I don’t have the endurants for it. 2. I signed up for a marathon, but had to drop out after hitting the wall. Brick wall that is! 3. My friend ran her first 5K today. She said it was a sprint, not …