Scissors Puns (15) 1. I entered a scissor cutting contest but it ended up being a huge ripoff. All the judges did was cut me out of the competition. 2. My friend got frustrated trying to cut wrapping paper with some cheap scissors. I told him not to worry about it and just keep trying …
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Box Puns I bought my friend a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens the box. My boss told me to think outside the box, so I quit my job at the cardboard factory. Working at the cardboard box factory was not very engaging. It felt …
# 57 Hysterical Oven mitt Jokes ## Oven mitt Puns (10) 1. I wanted to get my friend an oven mitt for her birthday, but I didn’t want to buy anything too expensive or get my hands burned! 2. I was looking for a new oven mitt to match my kitchen, but all the ones …
Duster Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about dusters, but it was a little dusty. 2. I wanted to make a joke about dusters, but I didn’t want to raise too much dust. 3. What do you call a duster that’s scared of heights? A dust-acrophobe! 4. My duster is so old, …
# 30 Hysterical Oven Jokes ## Oven Puns (10) 1. I was going to make a joke about ovens, but it would have been half-baked. 2. My oven identification skills are so bad I couldn’t tell a broiler from a roaster. I guess I’m not very good at oven recognition. 3. I entered my oven …
Spatula Puns What do you call a spatula that loves to dance? A flipper! Why can’t spatulas ever lie? Because they’re such pan-handlers! I entered my spatula into a cooking contest. It was a flip off. What do you call a spatula that works as a reporter? A flipbook journalist! My spatula started telling awful …
Plate Puns (15) 1. I ordered the steak and when it came out, it was not a good cut. You could say I got a raw deal on that plate. 2. I dropped a stack of plates on my foot the other day. It really hurt, but thankfully nothing broke – just some minor plate …
Mousepad Puns 1. I bought a mousepad with a picture of cheese on it. It was pretty gouda. 2. My friend got a mousepad with a cat on it. I told him it looks pawsome. 3. I wanted a mousepad with a beach scene, but the store was all out. It was a real coastal …
Apron Puns 1. I wanted to buy my chef friend a new apron, but the prices were unbe-leaf-able. 2. My wife asked me to put on an apron while cooking, but I refused. I don’t wanna look crusty! 3. I entered my homemade apron into the county fair. The judges said it was very a-peel-ing! …
Aluminum foil Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about aluminum foil, but decided to keep it wrapped up for now. 2. My friend got angry when I poked holes in his aluminum foil hat. I told him to lighten up! 3. Did you hear about the aluminum foil that was feeling down? …
