Volleyball Puns 1. I used to play volleyball, but I got tired of always getting set up. 2. Why are volleyball players such good dancers? They know how to spike the punch. 3. What do you call a volleyball player who brings home all the groceries in one trip? Setter of the year. 4. Why …
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Bus Puns I was late to work because my bus went the wrong wey. The driver clearly missed a turn. My friend got a job as a bus driver, but he quit after a week. I guess he realized it just wasn’t his route. I saw a bus driver sporting some fancy new shoes. I …
Gardening Puns (24) What do you call a funny gardener? A com-potato. Why was the gardener good at archery? He had a green thumb. I entered my garden in a competition but it didn’t win first prize. It was just runner beans. My friend got mad when I rearranged her herb garden. But hey, no …
Stripe Puns 1. I wanted to wear a striped shirt, but the store clerk said they were all out of stock. I guess they didn’t have enough stripe supply. 2. My friend was wearing a shirt with thin stripes and I said, “Are those micro-stripes?” He said, “No, they’re soft stripes. Feel them!” 3. I …
Donkey Puns (10) 1. I wanted to make a joke about donkeys, but I realized it would just be an ass-umption. 2. What do you call a donkey that eats too fast? A goblin’ ass. 3. Why don’t donkeys eat dessert? They prefer the main ass course. 4. I tried to teach my donkey to …
Taco Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about a taco, but it was too corny. 2. What do you call a taco that got away? A taco on the run. 3. Why don’t tacos make good baseball players? They always drop the ball. 4. What do you call a taco that crosses …
Circle Puns 1. I tried to come up with some geometry jokes but they were too formulaic. 2. The circle was fired from his job as a teacher because he was always going off on tangents. 3. Why was the circle upset? He felt like people were talking behind his back. 4. I heard two …
Squirrel Puns (10) 1. Why was the squirrel always snacking? He was just being a little nuts! 2. The police were trying to catch a criminal squirrel. It was quite the nut chase. 3. Why don’t squirrels like online shopping? There are never enough nuts in the packages. 4. Why are squirrels bad at sharing? …
Unicorn Puns (10) 1. What do you call a unicorn who plays the guitar? A minstrel! 2. How does a unicorn magician make things disappear? With its horn of plenty! 3. Why don’t unicorns get invited to parties? They’re too one-dimensional! 4. What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a horse? A …
Pepper Puns (10) 1. I tried to make a spicy peppercorn sauce but it was a little too salty. I guess I should have taken it with a grain assault. 2. The chef got fired for putting ghost peppers in the food without telling anyone. His boss said it was grounds for in-spicy-ment. 3. I …