Sky Puns 1. I wanted to look at the sky tonight, but it’s too cloudy. I guess I’ll have to settle for a sky in the limit. 2. My friend asked me what I saw in the sky today. I told him mostly blue, with a hint of silver lining. 3. I was trying to …
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Boat Puns (20) What do you call a boat that’s about to get married? A ship that’s about to sail down the aisle! Why don’t oars like waking up early? They’re always rowing against the current. What do you call a psychic boat repairman? A fortune teller. My friend got kicked off the boat for …
Eagle Puns 1. Why don’t eagles like staying inside? They prefer being outdoors. 2. What do you call an eagle that plays the guitar? A rock star! 3. Why did the eagle get angry at the comedy club? He didn’t like the cheep jokes. 4. Why was the eagle kicked out of the library? He …
Dancing Puns (10) I used to be a horrible dancer, but I’ve really stepped up my game. That new dance studio must be making a lot of money. Business is booming. The band kept playing faster songs so the dancers’ feet were fleeting. The party was going well until someone sprinkled water on the dance …
Camping Puns 1. What kind of shoes do hikers wear? Trail mixers! 2. I was going to go camping, but I decided to pitch a tent at home instead. 3. What do you call a bear who likes to camp? A grizzly backpacker. 4. Why should you always pack extra socks when you go camping? …
Axe Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about axes, but I decided to axe it. 2. What do you call an axe that’s been dipped in chocolate? An axe of kindness! 3. Why don’t axes ever get lost? They always find their way. 4. My friend got into trouble for bringing an …
Hamster Puns 1. What do you call a hamster that wanders off? A rambler. 2. Why don’t hamsters ever relax? They’re always on the wheel! 3. Why are hamsters so good at baking? They know how to whip up some mean tiny cakes. 4. What do you call a hamster who loves listening to music? …
Yellow Puns 1. Why was the banana kicked out of the fruit bowl? It was being too mellow! 2. What did the yellow highlighter say to the pencil? I got you covered! 3. Why do bees stay away from lemons? They prefer the mellow yellow flowers! 4. Why did the yellow pages go digital? They …
Tomato Puns 1. What do you call a tomato that makes music? A rappato! 2. Why was the tomato so popular at the party? It really knew how to salsa! 3. How do tomatos communicate? They use tomato sauce to pass messages! 4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! …
Zelda Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about rupees, but I didn’t want to Triforce it. 2. What do you call Link when he takes a selfie? A shellfie! 3. Why did Link fall asleep on the job? He was working too Hyrule! 4. Why doesn’t Ganondorf ever run out of gas? …