Elephant Puns (10) What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they’d look silly with suitcases. What’s an elephant’s favorite snack? Peanut butter and jellaphants. How do elephants get down from trees? They don’t, they get down from elephants. What do you give an elephant with big …
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Latte Puns 1. I bought a latte from Starbucks yesterday but I had to send it back. There was a frothulance. 2. I tried to froth milk for my latte this morning but I just ended up with a mess. I guess I’m not cut out for latte art. 3. My barista friend is going …
Bingo Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about bingo, but then I realized it would just be a gamble whether people found it funny or not. 2. Why was the bingo player sweating profusely? He had a full card! 3. I tried to come up with a bingo pun, but it was …
Diarrhea Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about diarrhea, but it just ran right through me. 2. My friend said she was suffering from diarrhea, I told her to stay strong we’re here for you! 3. I entered a farting contest last week but sadly I only came in third. The two …
Trees Puns (30) 1. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 2. Why was the tree excited on the first day of school? Because it was oak-nique! 3. How can you tell when a tree is ready for school? It’s sap to begin! 4. Why are trees such poor conversationalists? They …
Mug Puns 1. I tried to make a joke about coffee mugs, but it was too corny. 2. What did the mug say to the other mug? This coffee tastes muddy! 3. My favorite mug ran away. Now I have to mug shots all over town. 4. I entered my mug in a beauty contest. …