Panda Puns What do you call a panda who likes to eat, eat, eat? A pander to his stomach. Why did the panda get in trouble at school? He was pandaring during class. My friend saw a panda at the zoo and said, “Aww, it’s so cute!” I said, “Yeah, it’s un-bear-ably adorable.” What happened …
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Cheesecake Puns 1. I was going to bake a cheesecake for my friend’s birthday, but I ended up making a real cheese-steak of it! 2. My friend claims to hate cheesecake, but I think she’s just cheesing me. After all, who doesn’t like cake? 3. I entered my cheesecake into a baking contest. Let’s hope …
Minecraft Puns What do you call a Creeper who loves poetry? A verse griefer! Why was the Minecraft character late for dinner? They couldn’t craft the time to be there! What did the Minecraft Farmer say to the seeds? Time to harvest you! Why are Minecraft dogs terrible at fashion? They can never stick to …
Cake Puns 1. I knead to tell you some cake puns today so we can have our cake and eat it too! 2. What did the baker say when he accidentally sat on his cake? “I really take the cake!” 3. Why was the cake embarrassed at the party? It was feeling crumby. 4. I …
Military Puns I wanted to join the Navy, but I didn’t have enough seamen experience. The Army cook was frustrated because he kept burning the roux. I guess he wasn’t gumbo be a good chef. The reason the Air Force pilot was always late is that he kept getting grounded. The soldier was proud of …
Meerkat Puns What do you call a meerkat who loves math? A meerkulator! Why don’t meerkats ever get lost? They have their own GPS – Ground Positioning Systems! What do you call a meerkat who works as a chef? A meerkook! Why don’t meerkats need alarm clocks? They have in-built sun-timers! Why are meerkats such …
Kids Puns 1. What do you call a nap time for chickens? A siesta clucksta! 2. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps. 3. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. 4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm. 5. What do you call a sleeping …
Granny Puns My granny loves knitting, you could say she’s very yarn-est about her hobby. My granny is so old that her idea of streaming is pouring tea from a pot. Grannies keep everything – they believe waste knot, want knot. My granny uses so much hairspray that she’s single-handedly responsible for the hole in …
Grape Puns (25) 1. I tried to make wine using grapes from my backyard. It ended up being pretty crummy. 2. The grape vineyard had to close early due to a bunch of problems. It really dampened the mood. 3. I entered my grape pie into a baking competition. Sadly, it didn’t get a raisin. …
Garbage Truck Puns (20) 1. What do you call a garbage truck that’s having engine trouble? A rubbish rubbish truck! 2. Why was the garbage truck driver fired from his job? He trashed it! 3. I saw a garbage truck on the highway today that was playing music. That truck had some serious disposal income. …