Ladder Puns 1. I wanted to climb the corporate ladder, but the rungs were greasy and I kept slipping. 2. My new year’s resolution was to move up the ladder at work. But every time I tried, I got knocked down a rung or two. 3. I bought a new ladder today but had to …
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Christmas Puns (12) What do you call an old snowman? A puddle! Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad! What do you call a kid who doesn’t …
Wedding Puns I do, I do, I do-nut want to get married! Marriage is all about give and take. He takes and she gives. I wanted to get married at an amusement park – that way my wedding would be a roller coaster of emotions. My friend got cold feet right before his wedding. Apparently …
Teacher And Student Puns 1. I heard the new English teacher really likes to read between the lines. His students don’t enjoy reading between the lions. 2. My math teacher asked me to find the lowest common denominator. I said, “No thanks, we already have enough in common down here.” 3. Our chemistry teacher dissolved …
Flying Puns I wanted to make a joke about airplanes, but it would probably go over your head. My friend got fired from his job as an airline pilot. It came completely out of the blue. I tried to make a joke about the Wright Brothers, but it just didn’t take flight. Did you hear …
Sloth Puns 1. What do you call a three-toed sloth who is running late? A slow-poke! 2. Why don’t sloths ever win races? They’re always slothful at the starting line. 3. I wanted to tell my sloth joke faster but it was too slow-moving. 4. What do you call a sloth who works as a …
Noodle Puns 1. I tried making noodles using spaghetti squash, but it was pretty impastable. 2. What do you call a noodle that loves jazz music? An im-pasta. 3. Want to hear a joke about pasta? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy. 4. What do you call an angry noodle? A mad pasta. 5. Why was the …
Trampoline Puns 1. I wanted to bounce higher on the trampoline, but I just couldn’t get a good re-bound. 2. The trampoline was jealous of the bouncy castle because it had more spring in its step. 3. When I jumped on the trampoline, I got launched into the air. You could say I was feeling …