Spongebob Puns 1. What do you call a sponge that absorbs too much water? A Sponge-blob! 2. Why was Spongebob sad after cleaning the kitchen? He felt like a dish-sponge. 3. Why did Spongebob get fired from his job at the car wash? He kept sponging off the customers. 4. What did the ocean say …
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South Park Puns (10) 1. I’m so hungry I could eat a whole Cartman! 2. Kyle’s mom makes the best brisket in town. She’s the Queen of Juicy. 3. Mr. Garrison should open a bakery called Cupcakes and Crazies. 4. The Goth Kids shop at Hotblack Despair. 5. Timmy and Jimmy should start a band …
Skydiving Puns 1. I wanted to go skydiving, but I got cold feet at the last minute. I guess you could say I chickened out. 2. My friend was bragging about going skydiving soon. I told him to quit trying to drop the mic. 3. Did you hear about the skydiver who brought a parachute …
Roofing Puns (15) 1. I was thinking of re-shingling my roof, but I don’t want to make any rash decisions. 2. My friend got a job installing roofs. He said it has its ups and downs. 3. I asked the roofer if he could fix my leaky roof. He said no problem, he would just …
Rocket Ship Puns 1. I wanted to make a joke about rocket ships, but I decided to abort the mission. 2. The rocket engineer was feeling exhausted after working long hours. I guess you could say he was rocket-tired. 3. I heard NASA is working on a new eco-friendly rocket. It runs on reusable fuel …
Potato Puns What do you call a potato that makes you cry? An emo-tato. Why was the potato so sad? It had a chip on its shoulder. I was going to tell a joke about potatoes, but it was too corny. What do you call a potato that works as a detective? A private eye-daho. …
Poor Puns I was going to get some new clothes, but I didn’t have enough cheddar in the bank to afford them. I guess you could say I was too provolone. My friend asked to borrow $20. I told him “I’m brie-roke right now, I don’t have any money to give.” I entered a contest …
Pocket Puns 1. I was digging in my pockets for loose change when I pulled out a tiny guitar. It was my pocket rock-it! 2. I reached into my pocket earlier and felt something fuzzy. It turned out to be some pocket lint I had forgotten about. 3. My friend asked to borrow a pen …
Pay Raise Puns 1. I asked my boss for a pay raise, but he said he would have to look into his couch for some spare change first. 2. I told my boss I deserved a raise, but he said I should quit complaining and just be grapeful I have a job. 3. My boss …
Knife Puns 1. I used to work at a cutlery factory but it was a real stab in the back when they let me go. 2. My friend got me a knife for my birthday but it was so dull, it couldn’t even cut butter. Talk about a blunt gift! 3. I entered my knife …