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Robert Hayes

Fans Puns (12) I’m a big fan of puns about fans, they really blow me away. What do you call a fan that stops working? A fan failure. Why don’t ceiling fans ever get tired? They’re good at fan-ding their energy levels. My friend is obsessed with fans. I told him he needs to fan-d …

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Rope Puns 1. I wanted to buy some rope but I didn’t have enough dough, so I had to skip it. 2. The rope walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The bartender said, “I’m afraid I can’t serve you.” The rope was stunned! 3. Did you hear about the angry rope? It had …

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Maya Hee Puns (15) 1. I heard Maya Hee is opening a new Japanese restaurant. It will be called Sush-Hee! 2. Did you hear about Maya Hee’s new clothing line? It’s called Hee Couture. 3. Maya Hee recently got into gardening. Her specialty is growing heebie jeebies. 4. I asked Maya Hee if she wanted …

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Toe Puns 1. I stubbed my toe this morning. It was quite the mis-foot-une. 2. My friend got athlete’s foot between his toes. I told him he needs to focus on his feet more. 3. I was going to tell a toe joke, but it would just be footer thought. 4. Did you hear about …

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Dog Puns 1. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. 2. Want to hear a joke about dogs? Just sit and stay. 3. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on. 4. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, …

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America Puns (12) 1. I heard America likes to eat a lot of fast food. They must have a quick metabolism! 2. America is obsessed with entertainment media. I guess you could say they’re a nation of procrastinators! 3. America loves convenience foods that are easy to prepare. You could say they’re a country of …

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