Sink Puns (17) 1. My new stainless steel sink arrived, but when I opened the box it was missing. Now that’s an ab-sink-t mistake! 2. I was trying to install my new porcelain sink but I chipped the basin. Let’s just say I’m in hot water now. 3. Did you hear about the sink that …
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Planner Puns (15) 1. I was running late to my appointment, but my planner kept me on schedule. It really planned ahead! 2. I bought a daily planner but returned it because it didn’t have enough pages. I guess I needed a year planner instead! 3. My planner is very organized but also quite demanding. …
Butter Puns (20) I can’t believe it’s not butter…because it definitely is butter. Want to hear a butter joke? Nevermind, it might spread too easily. My friend got mad when I used his expensive French butter. I told him not to get so churnalistic. The pad-butter was caught stealing from the pan-try. His career is …
Toucan Puns 1. Why don’t toucans like cold weather? It gives them the shiv-toucans! 2. What kind of fruit do toucans like best? Beak-ans! 3. Why are toucans such fussy eaters? They’re always toucan-sidering their options. 4. Why do toucans make good lawyers? They have huge bill-abilities. 5. What do you call a sleepy toucan? …
Fridge Puns 1. I was feeling a little chilly so I decided to hang out with my friend the fridge. 2. The fridge started beatboxing, so I said “Stop spitting those cold bars!” 3. I entered my fridge in a race but it didn’t win. It only got the ice prize. 4. My fridge and …
Weekend Puns 1. I’m really looking forward to the weekend. You could say I’m weekending for it. 2. What do you call someone who is obsessed with weekends? A weekfreak. 3. My friend got fired from his job as a calendar maker. I guess he took too many weekends off. 4. I asked my boss …
TV Show Puns 1. I heard Netflix is coming out with a new show about fonts. It’s called Sans of Anarchy. 2. Why did the TV show about math get canceled after one episode? It had too many problems. 3. I tried to watch a show about painting but it was a little derivative. 4. …
Tic Tac Toe Puns I was going to make a tic tac toe pun, but I didn’t want to cross any lines. My friend loves tic tac toe so much he got a tattoo of an X on his arm. I told him he shouldn’t mark himself like that! Did you hear about the angry …
Welding Puns 1. I took my welding equipment in for repairs and the technician said, “Don’t worry, we’ll get to the root of the problem.” 2. I was looking for a new welding helmet and the salesperson suggested I try a flip-up model. I said, “No thanks, I don’t want to be blinded by the …
Thread Puns 1. I tried to capture a loose thread to sew it back in but it unraveled quickly. 2. The tailor was extremely busy as customers kept coming in with clothing needing repair. It was a never ending thread of work. 3. The spider got frustrated trying to spin an intricate web. There were …