Chili Puns I accidentally added too much chili powder to my recipe. Boy, was my face red! My friend made a big pot of chili but forgot to add beans. It was a no-pint chili. I entered my special turkey chili into a cookoff contest. Sadly, it didn’t win first prize. But it did get …
Lisa Garcia
Broom Puns 1. I bought a new broom and named it Brad Pitt. Now I have a clean sweep heartthrob. 2. Did you hear about the broom that got married? It had a very sweep ceremony. 3. My broom is very obedient. It always sweeps when I tell it to. 4. I entered my broom …
October Puns (10) What do you call a witch who only flies her broomstick in October? A seasonal flyer. Why was the October pumpkin feeling cranky? It was having a bad gourd day. How did the leaf know it was October? It could feel a chill in the air. Why did the scarecrow win the …
Armadillo Puns What do you call an armadillo that got run over by a car? Road-a-dillo! Why don’t armadillos make good pets? They’re too hard to leash and collar-dillo. Why did the armadillo cross the road? To get to the shell station. What do you call an armadillo wearing a tutu? A ballerina-dillo. Why don’t …
Balls Puns (10) What do you call a haunted set of genitals? Boos balls! Why was the basketball player so tired after his game? He was ball-drained. How did the ballerina get ready for her big show? She did some ball-et practice. Why don’t cats play with yarn balls? They prefer playing with their own …
Polar Bear Puns What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs? Anything you want, he can’t hear you. What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar seal of approval. Why don’t polar bears like fast food? They can’t catch it. My friend saw a polar bear picking …
Cars Puns (10) What do you call a line of cars waiting to get an oil change? A full-service queue. Why was the car exhausted after the road trip? It was completely drained of fuel. My friend got fired from the taxi company for eating customers’ fares. I guess that’s the cost of doing chew-siness. …