January Puns 1. I heard January is going to be pretty chill this year. You could even say it’ll be on ice! 2. Why was January looking forward to the new year? It was ready for a new start after December went out with a bang! 3. January 1st is just December 32nd with a …
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Teeth Puns (15) 1. I heard the dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs. I guess he was a meth dealer! 2. My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, I know, right? It’s about time I was treated like royalty! 3. Did you hear about the dentist who married the manicurist? …
Stadium Puns 1. I heard the stadium was going to install some new seats, but it turns out they were just pullin’ my leg! 2. The baseball stadium started selling hot dogs stuffed with mac and cheese. They’re calling them “dog macs” in the stands. 3. Did you hear about the stadium that serves pizza? …
Spear Puns (12) 1. I asked the blacksmith to make me a spear, but he said he doesn’t make pointed remarks. 2. I was going to tell a joke about spears, but I decided to point it in another direction. 3. Did you hear about the angry spear? He had a point to make. 4. …
Spain Puns I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. Just like Spain is free of drug-related crime. The Spaniards I know are very down to earth people. I guess you could say they keep their feet on the ground. A new restaurant opened up in Spain that serves traditional dishes with …
Scarecrow Puns (10) 1. I’m having a Halloween party and invited a bunch of scarecrows. It’s going to be crawling with straw-guests! 2. Why was the scarecrow given an award? He was outstanding in his field! 3. Why are scarecrows never lonely? They’re good at making new friends! 4. What do you call a scarecrow …
Puerto Rico Puns 1. What do you call a Puerto Rican who loves to garden? A planter Rican! 2. Why did the Puerto Rican bring extra batteries to the baseball game? In case their team went into extra innings! 3. My friend got hungry during our trip to Puerto Rico. I said, “San Juan food …
Philosophy Puns (20) 1. I Kant even understand some of these philosophy puns. 2. Don’t Decarte before you cogito. 3. My friend became a solipsist, now he doesn’t think I exist. 4. Philosophers kögito ergo sum tired of philosophy puns. 5. I made a philosophy pun in class yesterday but nobody Gott it. 6. I …
Mermaids Puns (15) What do you call a mermaid who always tells the truth? An honest fin. What do you call a mermaid who loves math? A nerdy mer-median. Why don’t mermaids wear socks? Because they have fins. What do you call a mermaid that just got married? A mer-missus. What did the mermaid wear …
Needle Puns 1. I tried to thread a needle while riding a rollercoaster. It was a sew-sew situation. 2. The tailor pricked his finger while sewing. He said, “Needle little help here!” 3. My friend got a tattoo of a sewing needle. Now she’s into piercings and needlepoint. 4. I bought a needle with a …