Sneakers Puns (10) I entered a sneaker design contest, but sadly I didn’t make the cut. My friend got fired from the sneaker factory. Apparently he just couldn’t toe the line. Did you hear about the angry sneakers? They were upset because people kept walking all over them! Why don’t sneakers ever win arguments? Because …
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Dictionary Puns 1. I tried to look up the word “gullible” in the dictionary, but I couldn’t find it. I guess it’s not a real word after all! 2. I was reading the dictionary when I fell asleep and had a nightmare about consonants chasing me. When I woke up I was so relieved that …
Toothbrush Puns I was feeling a bit down, but my new electric toothbrush really brightened my day. My dentist told me I need to buy a new toothbrush. I said I would brush him off. Did you hear about the electric toothbrush that was feeling under the weather? It had a battery infection! Want to …
Mixer Puns I asked my friend if she wanted to get a new mixer. She said, “Wisk me away!” My mixer is so old, it belongs in a museum. You could say it’s an antique beater. I entered my mixer in a baking contest. It really whipped the competition. I was looking for a new …
Knock-Knock Jokes Knock-knock jokes are a type of joke where one person knocks on an imaginary door, another person responds “Who’s there?”, and the first person gives a humorous response before both people laugh. Knock-knock jokes have a simple call and response structure that makes them easy to tell and understand. They often rely on …
Walking Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about walking, but it seemed like a big step. 2. Did you hear about the new walking club? Membership is just one foot in front of the other! 3. I tried to sell my old walking shoes on eBay, but no one wanted to fill …
Tornado Puns 1. I heard the tornado caused a lot of commotion in town. It really stirred things up! 2. The tornado swept through so quickly, it was there in a flash but gone in a swirl! 3. When the tornado hit our farm, it left everything a mess. You could say it really turned …
Blow Up Doll Puns 1. I bought my girlfriend a blow up doll for her birthday. You could say she was in-flated with joy! 2. My friend got arrested for stealing blow up dolls. I guess he just couldn’t keep his hands to him-self. 3. I told my wife I bought a blow up doll …
Hot Weather Puns 1. I’m so over this heat, it really gets under my skin. 2. It’s so hot, I’m sweating like a sinner in church! 3. This summer heat is un-bear-able. All I want to do is hibernate. 4. It’s hotter than Hades out there. The devil himself would be reaching for sunscreen. 5. …
Princess Puns (15) 1. I wanted to make a joke about a princess, but the execution was a little off. 2. The princess was feeling down, so her friends tried to picker-upper. 3. The princess entered a beauty contest and was crowned Miss Demeanor. 4. The princess started dating a jester and everyone said it …
