Ladder Puns 1. I wanted to climb to the top, but the ladder of success was missing a few rungs. 2. My friend was climbing a ladder and yelled, “Hey, catch!” I missed and he fell off. Now he’s giving me the cold shoulder. 3. Did you hear about the angry ladder? It was up …
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Bathtub Puns I wanted to take a bath but all the tubs were occupied. It was a full house. The bathtub was feeling empty inside until it was filled up. Now it’s overflowing with emotions. The bathtub started leaking. It has developed a serious case of tuberculosis. Did you hear about the bathtub that was …
Candle Puns 1. I tried to start a scented candle business but sadly, no one could get a whiff of my success. 2. I bought my friend a battery-operated candle for her birthday. She said it was lit! 3. Did you hear about the angry candle? It blew its wick. 4. I took my scented …
Table Puns (17) I was going to get a new table, but decided to table getting a new table for now. Our table has a high quality finish. You could even say it’s outstanding in its field. I’m thinking of entering my table in a competition. It has a good chance of making it to …
Gift Wrap Puns I bought my friend a gift, but I was struggling to wrap it. I guess you could say it was a wrap rap! My wife asked me to help wrap presents. I said, “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.” Why was the wrapping paper sad? It felt tearable! What do you call …
Shelf Puns (20) 1. I asked the hardware store employee where the shelves were. He said, “Aisle try to help you find them.” 2. Our bookshelf collapsed suddenly. It was a bit of a shelf-destruct sequence. 3. I entered my incredibly organized bookshelf in a contest. It won first prize on the top shelf. 4. …
Game console Puns 1. I told my friend I finally bought a new game console. He said, “Wii are so excited for you!” 2. My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop playing video games. I said, “Xbox, go get my bags.” 3. What do you call stolen PlayStation? A taken station. 4. …
Blanket Puns (20) 1. I asked my friend if he wanted to go camping, but he said he’d rather stay in his blan-ket. 2. My blanket is so warm, it really com-forts me. 3. I brought my favorite blan-ket on the picnic, I didn’t want ants crawling under it and having a picnic of their …
Batteries Puns 1. I tried to start my car but the battery was dead. It just didn’t have the current to go on. 2. Our band is called the Rechargers. We mostly play acoustic sets though, since electric needs too much power. 3. The energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery. 4. I was …
Mop Puns I bought a new mop to clean my floors. You could say it was a clean sweep. My friend asked to borrow my mop. I told him he could have it on loan. Did you hear about the janitor who entered a mop into a beauty contest? It swept the competition! I was …
