Wednesday Puns (10) 1. I heard Wednesday doesn’t like to shop for secondhand clothes. Why? There’s no point in buying mid-week wear. 2. Wednesday is the most boring day of the week. It’s like an in-between day – not quite over the hump but far from the weekend. 3. Wednesday is so done with this …
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Koala Puns (13) 1. Why did the koala get fired from his tree climbing job? He didn’t give a koala-ty performance. 2. Why are koalas bad at playing hide and seek? They’re always sticking their heads out of trees! 3. What do you call a sleepy koala? A koala-ty napper! 4. How does a koala …
Deez Nuts Puns (30 Jokes) 1. I was walking down the street when someone asked me, “Hey, do you know where Deez Nuts are?” I told them, “Yeah, they’re right here in my pants!” 2. My friend told me he was allergic to Deez Nuts. I said, “That must make it really hard to walk …
Cow Puns (20) 1. What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calf-inated. 2. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. 3. What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A lawn moo-er. 4. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies. 5. What do you …
Science Puns (30) 1. I told my friend I was making a battery out of household items and she said, “That sounds positively negative!” 2. Why was the capacitor wearing loose pants? Because he wanted to get more capacitance! 3. What do you call someone who loves algebra? A formula one fan. 4. Why do …
Mardi Gras Puns What do you call a Mardi Gras parade float that plays jazz music? A New Orleans brass band-wagon! Why was the Southern belle so tired after Mardi Gras? She had a ball gown all day! My friend got hit by a bunch of Mardi Gras beads. Good thing he wasn’t injured, they …
Lineman Puns (10) What do you call a lineman who is scared of heights? A low wire act. Why was the lineman sweaty after work? He got overcharged. My friend the lineman has some serious hang ups when dating. I told him he needs to get over his ex. What do you call a lineman …
Lake Puns 1. What do you call a lake that is very neat and tidy? Lake-id back. 2. What did one lake say to the other when it was time to leave? See you later, alligator! 3. Why are lakes so popular in the summer? Everyone is looking for a water-full experience. 4. What did …
Hedgehog Puns (30) What do you call a hedgehog who works as a barber? A prickly stylist! Why don’t hedgehogs ever run out of food? They keep stocked up with their cache of nuts. What did the mama hedgehog say when her baby got lost? “Where has my little prickle gone?” Why don’t hedgehogs make …
Government Puns (12) I wanted to work for the department of unemployment but they said I need experience first. The government got into the dairy business and opened the Bureau of Milk Production. The Department of Redundancy Department was disbanded since it was redundant. I heard the Bureau of Weights and Measures is looking to …