Square Dancing Puns (20) 1. I tried to cut corners while square dancing but ended up in a square knot! 2. The square dancers were ready to promenade left when the caller shouted “Reverse!” and they all went right. 3. My square dance partner stepped on my toe and I told her “Don’t be a …
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Sally Puns (15) 1. Why did Sally get fired from the chocolate factory? She kept taking all the Snickers! 2. What did Sally say when she couldn’t find her dog? “Where’s Rover?!” 3. Why doesn’t Sally like summer? Because it’s too darn hot! 4. Why can’t Sally ever keep a secret? Because she always Sally …
Priest Puns (15) 1. What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law! 2. Why don’t angry priests work at the post office? They avoid going postal. 3. Why was the priest unable to preach at the cathedral? He had lost his altar ego. 4. Why did the priest get hired as …
Police Puns (15) 1. What do you call a lazy police officer? A cop-out. 2. Why do police officers make great dancers? They know all the hip hop spots. 3. Why did the police officer pull over the ghost? He didn’t have a haunting license. 4. What do you call a police officer who works …
Penny Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about pennies, but it made no cents. 2. What do you call a penny that’s been in too many wish fountains? An ill-scented Lincoln. 3. Did you hear about the kid who swallowed a penny? He passed a cent. 4. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets …
Rhino Puns (10) 1. What do you call a rhino who broke a promise? A rhino-ceros! 2. Why don’t rhinos go on road trips? They prefer to stay in their own habitat. 3. How does a rhino keep its skin so smooth? Expholiation. 4. Why don’t rhinos like playing cards? Because they always get a …
Halloween Puns (20) 1. I heard Dracula can’t make up his mind. One minute he’s a vampire, the neck minute he’s a bat! 2. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with! 3. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berry cereal! 4. Why didn’t the mummy take time off? …
Pineapples Puns 1. I wanted to make a pineapple upside down cake, but I pineappled it up and made it sideways instead. 2. I was going to make a fruit salad but I didn’t have enough pineapples. Looks like my plans have been pined. 3. Why was the pineapple invited to the party? Because it …
Old Age Puns 1. I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. 2. You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. 3. I hate when old people …
Croissant Puns (18) What do you call a croissant that crossed the road? A croiss-cross-ant. Why was the croissant late for work? It got stuck in a jam. What did the croissant say to the bagel? Donut worry, be happy! What do you call a croissant that works as a private investigator? A spy roll. …