White House Puns (10) The White House chef was fired for serving cold soup. It was an unpresidented decision. The White House plumber fixed a leaky faucet in record time. He said it was just a simple fix-u-dent job. The First Lady decided to redecorate the Oval Office. She thought the décor was in executive …
Katherine Miller
Virginia Puns Why did the Virginian cross the road? To get to the other side! What do you call someone from Virginia who loves to read? A Virginia bookworm! My friend from Virginia is addicted to eating spicy southwest food. I guess you could say he likes a little Virginia chili! I heard Virginia recently …
Toothbrush Puns (21) 1. What do you call a toothbrush that fell down the stairs? A tumblebrush! 2. Why was the electric toothbrush dressed up for Halloween? It was going as a vampire because it sucks! 3. Did you hear about the psychic toothbrush? It had pre-bristles. 4. What did the dentist say to the …
Toaster Puns (20) 1. I was feeling burnt out, so I decided to take a break and watch the toasters at the appliance store. You could say I was getting some much-kneaded rest. 2. My toaster isn’t working right. I think it’s having a meltdown. 3. I entered my toaster in a baking contest. It …
Dyslexia Puns 1. I tried to tell my dyslexic friend about eating disorders, but it just came out as “eating sorders”. 2. My dyslexic friend got really upset when I told him we were having alphabet soup for dinner. He hates consuming “soubet alph”. 3. I asked my dyslexic friend if he wanted to go …
Yo Mama Puns Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower. Yo mama’s so short, she has to get a running start …
Bean Puns 1. I wanted to grow a vegetable garden, but all I could manage were some string beans. 2. My friend got angry when I accidently spilled beans all over his floor. But don’t worry, no beans were harmed. 3. I entered my pet bean in a beauty pageant. Sadly, she didn’t win. I …
Good Night Puns 1. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke but you guys didn’t like it. 2. I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. 3. I need some sleep. It’s bed time for me. Good night! 4. I’m feeling a bit off today. I think I …
Thanksgiving Puns (15) 1. I’m really good at cooking the Thanksgiving turkey. You could say I’m an expert at poultry in motion. 2. The pilgrims were psalm singers, but their descendants are hip hop and rappers. You could say they went from Psalms to palms. 3. I entered my pumpkin pie in a baking contest. …
Tan Puns I used to be pale, but after getting a tan I’m a shade tanner! My friend was so pale that I told him he needs to get out more and work on his tan lines. The tanning salon had a special for people who visit frequently – they called it the tan-gent plan. …