Mail Puns (10) I ordered a boomerang from Australia. I’ve been waiting for weeks but my mail just keeps going back. Working at the post office has its ups and downs. But more downs than ups if you ask me. Did you hear about the angry envelope? It had a lot of stamping fits. Did …
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Iron Puns (16) 1. I tried to organize my clothes by material, but I ended up just making a big pile of iron-y. 2. My friend got annoyed when I kept making terrible iron puns. I told him to just press on. 3. Did you hear about the angry iron? It really needed to be …
Bookbag Puns (16) 1. I wanted to carry my books in style, so I got a bookbag with some extra swag. You could say it’s pretty hip. 2. My new bookbag is so shiny and squeaky, it must be made out of pleather. Get it? Like leather but with more plastic. 3. I was looking …
Laundry Detergent Puns I used to do laundry with regular detergent, but now I use Tide. It really makes a difference! My friend was struggling to open a new jug of laundry detergent. I said, “Do you need some Gain assistance?” Did you hear about the angry washing machine? It was in a big spin …
Glass Puns I was going to make a chemistry joke about glass, but I don’t think I’d get a reaction. Working with molten glass requires a high degree of patience. It’s a pane to make even the simplest things. The old glass factory had to shut down. It couldn’t keep up with the times and …
Soap Puns I accidentally dropped my soap in the shower. Now I’m in a slippery situation! My friend makes handcrafted soap. You could say he has a clean business. I was going to make a joke about soap, but I decided to keep it clean. Did you hear about the angry bar of soap? He …
Coffee Maker Puns I bought an expensive, high-tech coffee maker. It has so many extra features! You could say it’s the cream of the crop. My new coffee maker is extremely possessive. It gets jealous if I use any other machine. I think it has some ground issues. I was going to return my faulty …
Floor Puns (10) 1. I’m thinking of redoing my floors. Wood laminate me think twice before making a decision though. 2. My floors are so dusty, it really sweeps me off my feet. 3. I was going to hire someone to redo my floors, but I decided to wing it instead. It was a floor …
Backpack Puns 1. I tried to pack my bag as light as possible, but it was still a little heavy-pack. 2. My new backpack has great lumbar support, but I still can’t carry it all day without getting a sore back-pack. 3. I was going to bring my backpack on the hike, but it just …
Plunger Puns I was going to make a joke about plungers, but it would probably just go down the drain. My friend got so angry when he couldn’t unclog the toilet that he practically exploded. You could say he was a plunger short of a full plunge. I entered my plunger into a comedy competition, …