Skunk Puns What do you call a skunk who loves math? A stink-ulator! Why don’t skunks make good lawyers? They raise too many stench objections. How do skunks go fishing? With scent-ed bait. My friend got sprayed by a skunk. Now he really stinks at hide and seek. What do you call a skunk who …
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Keys Puns (10) I bought a really expensive antique key online, but when it arrived it didn’t work. I guess I got an un-lock-y buy. My friend got angry when I accused him of stealing my keys. He said, “How dare you make such a key accusation against me!” I was struggling to get my …
Bee Puns (20) Don’t worry bee happy! What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe! Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. What do you call a bee that dropped out of school? A dronout! My friend made a movie about bees. It was un-bee-lievable! What …
BBQ Puns 1. I relish these bbq puns, even if they are a little cheesy. 2. What do you call a BBQ sauce that fixes everything? Heinz-sight! 3. Why did the BBQ end early? The host ran out of thyme. 4. What do you call a vegan at a BBQ? A missed steak. 5. Why …
Cops Puns 1. Why do cops make great dancers? They know all the best moves! 2. Why did the cop go to cooking school? To learn how to serve and protect. 3. Why don’t cops need keys? Because they know how to pick locks! 4. Why do cops make good gardeners? They’re experts at planting …
Chiropractor Puns I made an appointment with a chiropractor, but he said he couldn’t see me until next weak. I was feeling a bit stiff, so I decided to visit the chiropractor. He adjusted my back and said, “You’re all aligned now!” My chiropractor told me I had poor posture. I stood up straight and …
Cemetery Puns (25) 1. I heard the cemetery raised its prices recently, people are just dying to get in! 2. The cemetery was really busy today, people must be just dying to get in. 3. The cemetery caretaker really digs his job. 4. I can’t believe the cemetery is already full. People must be just …
Bicycle Puns I asked my friend if he wanted to go on a bike ride, but he said he was two tired. My bike lock company is called Cycle Path. We provide locking solutions to keep your bike secure. The bicycle race was very intense, with a neck and neck finish. The winner said it …
Bank Puns I tried to withdraw all my money from the bank, but they said I didn’t have sufficient funds. It was an in-credit-able situation! I wanted to make a deposit at the sperm bank, but they told me my account was already overdrawn. Did you hear about the robber who held up a sperm …
April Fools’ Day Puns 1. Come up with puns on April Fools’ Day themes like pranking, tricking, jokes, etc. For example: “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.” 2. Use puns on words associated with April 1 like fool, prank, trick, joke, laugh, giggle, etc. For example: “April Fools’ Day is the …
