Piano Puns 1. What do you call a pianist who likes to run? A track performer! 2. Why was the piano teacher so frustrated with her student? He kept hitting the wrong notes. 3. I tried playing piano by ear but kept hitting the wrong keys. I really need to work on my listening skills. …
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Mouth Puns 1. I tried to eat a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming. 2. My dentist told me I need a crown. I was thrilled because I’ve always wanted to be royalty! 3. I lost my tooth in a fight. Thankfully the dentist was able to replace it with a gold one. Now …
Diamond Puns (10) What do you call a fake diamond? A sham rock. Want to hear a joke about diamonds? It might be a little rough around the edges. Did you hear about the diamond that went to jail? It was convicted of carbon crimes. My friend got depressed after losing his diamond business. He …
Soap + Puns 1. I wanted to make a joke about soap, but it would just come out clean. 2. Did you hear about the new vegan soap? It’s made with lye-brary beans! 3. Why was the bar of soap so well behaved? It knew to mind its own lye-ness. 4. My friend got angry …
Fishing Puns 1. What do you call a fish that knows addition and subtraction? A math-e-fish-ian! 2. What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam! 3. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks! 4. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! …
Scarecrow Puns (10) 1. What do you call a scarecrow that went to college? An outstanding in his field! 2. Why was the scarecrow given an award? He was outstanding in his field! 3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. 4. What do you call a scarecrow who …
Bowling Puns 1. I went bowling last night but had to leave early. I had a prior engagement. 2. My local bowling alley is hosting an all-you-can-bowl special. You could say it’s an offer you can’t pin down. 3. I was going to go bowling, but then I realized I left my bowling balls at …
Penguin Puns (10) 1. Why don’t penguins fly? They’re not all they’re quacked up to be! 2. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost. 3. I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in the penguin enclosure. It was a French loaf. 4. What do you call a penguin wearing ear …
Green Puns (18) What do you call an environmentally friendly superhero? Captain Planet! Why was the hippie sad after painting his house? He felt down since he had the green blues. My friend got angry when I told him to eat more vegetables. I guess he didn’t want any more green beans. The leprechaun started …
New York Puns 1. I heard there’s a new restaurant in New York that serves nothing but puns. Their most popular dish is the “Chicken Parmesan Subway Series.” 2. Did you hear about the comedy club that opened in Times Square? It’s called the “Punch Line.” 3. I was reading the newspaper on the New …