Perfume Puns 1. I tried to make my own perfume yesterday but it ended up smelling cologne. 2. I was going to make a perfume joke, but it stinks. 3. Why was the perfume arrested? It was guilty of fragrance. 4. I bought my girlfriend some perfume that smelled like peppers and spices. It was …
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Jug Puns 1. I was at a party and someone said, “Let’s play a game!” I said, “Okay, jug or not!” They looked at me confused and said, “I think you mean truth or dare.” I said, “Nope, I definitely meant jug or not. That’s my favorite game where you guess if something is a …
Paint Puns What do you call paint that doesn’t dry properly? A sticky situation! Why was the can of paint sad? It felt blue! What did the painter say to the wall? One more coat and I’ll cover you! Why do painters get to work early? They like to brush up before starting! What do …
Shirt Puns (20) I entered a contest for worst T-shirt slogan. I was trying to win, but I lost by a shirt thread. My friend got some soil on his new shirt. He has dirt tee. I spilled coffee on my favorite tee. It left a big stain on my shirt story. The scarecrow bought …
Bobby pin Puns 1. I asked my friend if I could borrow a bobby pin, but she said she was all out. What a hair-raising situation! 2. My bobby pins went missing right before a big night out. I was worried my hair would fall apart without them. Talk about a pinned down feeling! 3. …
Printer Puns 1. I was having issues with my printer so I decided to read the manual. Turns out it was just a short story. 2. My printer ran out of ink while printing a long document. I guess it just couldn’t take so many pages. 3. I entered a contest for the most high-tech …
Sticky Notes Puns 1. I tried to organize my thoughts by writing them on sticky notes, but they just wouldn’t stick together! 2. My friend was struggling to come up with sticky notes puns. I told him to post-it some more time thinking about it. 3. Did you hear about the sticky note that got …
Countertop Puns What do you call a countertop that holds back information? A counter-intelligence! Why was the countertop hired by the baseball team? It was good at catching spills! I asked my countertop what time it was. It said, “What, you expect me to keep count too?!” What did the countertop say to the cabinet? …
Couch Puns 1. I bought a really expensive leather couch last week. It cost a pretty Penny. 2. My new couch is extremely modern and sharp looking. You could say it has a lot of edge. 3. I was feeling drained so I headed straight to my fainting couch to take a nap. 4. The …
Rug Puns I asked my rug if it wanted to hear a joke about floors. It said, “No thanks, it might go over my head!” My new shag rug said to me, “Get off me, man!” I think it’s going through an identity crisis. I caught my rug rolling itself up. When I asked why, …
