Bunny Puns 1. What do you call a bunny with a grammar book? A punctuation rabbit! 2. Where do bunnies go to get famous? To Holly-wood! 3. Why couldn’t the bunny become a famous magician? He could only do rabbit tricks. 4. How does a bunny stay healthy? By eating lots of rabbit food. 5. …
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Fall Puns What do you call a nervous leaf? Afraid-o-fall! Why was the leaf embarrassed to fall? It was a little shady! Which U.S. state has the most leaves in fall? Minne-so-ta! Why do leaves get detention in school during fall? For falling behind in class! How does fall feel about performing on stage? It …
Pancakes Puns 1. I tried making pancakes in the shape of major world landmarks. It was the Eiffel Tower one minute, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa the next. 2. My friend got mad when I kept stealing pancakes off his plate. I told him to stop being such a crêpe and share. 3. I …
Avocado Puns (15) 1. What do you call an avocado that got away? A guaca-mole! 2. Why don’t avocados like to share? They’re guacward! 3. What’s an avocado’s favorite game show? The Price is Guac! 4. Why did the avocado cross the road? To get to the guac side! 5. How do you fix a …
Snowman Puns (12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose! Why don’t you see many snowmen in England? Because they’re afraid of the snow blower! My friend got hit in the head with a …
Writing Puns 1. I tried to write a novel about a futuristic dystopia, but the plot was too derivative. I figured I shouldn’t plagiarize myself. 2. My friend got angry when I edited his writing. I told him not to take it personally—just trying to help him grow as an author. 3. I entered a …
Lime Puns (12) What do you call a lime that’s been in an accident? A lime in a jam! Why was the lime teacher upset with her student? He was being a little fruit. Why don’t limes make good sailors? They get scurvy easily. My friend got hit in the head with a lime. Don’t …
Dinner Puns What did the fork say to the knife? Let’s cut to the plate! Why was the spoon so sad? It just didn’t have the right table manners. I tried to eat my dinner with chopsticks but I just couldn’t get a fork in edgewise. The meal was so bad I don’t think I …
Minion Puns 1. What do you call a minion who loves math? A minionion. 2. Why don’t minions ever get lost? They have a Kevin sense of direction. 3. What do you call a minion who works as a chef? A minionion. 4. Why can’t minions play tennis? They don’t know how to serve. 5. …
Viking Puns 1. What do you call a Viking who skipped leg day? A lack-beard. 2. Why don’t Vikings like going to the optometrist? They hate getting their eyes Thored. 3. Why did the Viking buy an extra-large helmet? He had a big Norse. 4. What do you call it when a Viking walks into …