Fish Puns (12) What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. What do you call a fish that only costs $1? A buck an eel! Did you hear about the hungry piranha? He really likes to chew people out. My friend got hit in the head by a fish. Don’t worry, it was …
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Gorilla Puns 1. What do you call a gorilla that loves sweets? A chocaholic! 2. Why did the gorilla get a job as a cameraman? He was good at shooting photos! 3. How do gorillas communicate? They use ape speech. 4. What do you call a sleepy gorilla? A snorilla. 5. Why are gorillas so …
Bubble Puns 1. I bought some soap bubbles hoping they would clean up my act, but all they did was blow me away. 2. My friend got annoyed when I kept talking about bubble baths. Eventually she said, “That’s enough, stop rambling on!” 3. I tried to cheer up my bubbly friend who was feeling …
Pelican Puns (10) 1. What do you call a pelican that sits on your head? A headache! 2. Why don’t pelicans like rainy weather? Because it makes them wettericans. 3. Why don’t pelicans need umbrellas when it rains? Because they already have built-in raincoats. 4. What do you call a pelican that flies upside down? …
Elevator Puns 1. I wanted to make my elevator ride faster, but it seems there are ups and downs to that. 2. The elevator repair company motto is “We’ll get you up and running again!” 3. I was feeling down, so I took the elevator up to lift my spirits. 4. I heard the new …
Phone Puns 1. I tried to call the psychic hotline but got a wrong number. I guess they didn’t see that coming. 2. My friend changed his phone number to 911. Now when people call him for an emergency, he just hangs up on them. 3. I was going to get a new smartphone but …
Duck Puns 1. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker! 2. Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly in groups? They like to flock together. 3. I was going to tell a joke about ducks, but I think I’ll bill it for later. 4. What do you get …
Daycare Puns (15) 1. Q: Why was the daycare teacher frustrated? A: The children were giving her a tantrum. 2. Q: Why did the daycare teacher take a nap? A: She was tired of the kids. 3. Q: How do daycare teachers entertain toddlers? A: They play peek-a-boo. 4. Q: Why do daycare teachers deserve …
Chipmunks Puns (15) 1. What do you call a chipmunk who loves nuts? A little nutty! 2. Why don’t chipmunks ever get lost? They have a great sense of direction and a little animal instinct. 3. What did the chipmunk say when he looked in the mirror? I’m nuts about myself! 4. Why do chipmunks …
Burrito Puns (15) 1. I was feeling empty inside until I had a burrito for lunch. Now I’m stuffed! 2. My friend got hit in the head with a frozen burrito. He said it was a chill-i reception. 3. I entered my dog in a burrito eating contest. Unfortunately, he didn’t make the cut. 4. …