Berry Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about berries, but I decided to leave it a-loan. 2. What do you call a berry that acts like it’s better than all the other berries? A blueberry! 3. Why did the strawberry get in trouble at school? It was caught berry-ing another student’s homework. …
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Computer Puns I tried to catch some fog earlier, but I mist. My computer has a virus, it’s caught a really bad bug! My laptop is so slow, it runs on molasses. I bought a new printer for my computer, it was on sale because it’s missing a font. I accidentally poured water on my …
Diaspora Puns (15) 1. I heard there was a big diaspora convention in town. People came from all around the globe to attend. 2. I tried some traditional diaspora cuisine last night. It was a very worldly dining experience. 3. Did you hear about the new diaspora dating app? It helps people connect with others …
Dad Joke Puns 1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 2. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable. 3. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 5. …
Comma Puns What do you call a comma that’s out of place? A misplaced modifier. Why was the comma unhappy in the sentence? It felt clause-trophobic. Which comorbidities do commas suffer from? Dependent clauses and run-ons. How does a comma get around? It phrase-es through sentences. Why don’t commas make good therapists? They always interrupt …
College Puns I was struggling in my math class at first, but then it clicked – I finally understood algebragebrabra. My college orientation leader told us, “Make sure to walk on the right side of the hallway.” I replied, “Don’t worry, I’m not that political.” I started telling chemistry jokes periodically, but only got reactions …
Chelsea Puns (15) 1. What do you call a Chelsea fan who is always sad? Blue! 2. Why did the Chelsea fan cross the road? To get to the other side. 3. I took my Chelsea jersey to get dry cleaned but they said it was perm-press only. 4. Why does it take longer to …
Car Puns What do you call a line of cars waiting for gas? A fuel queue. Why was the SUV so exhausted after the road trip? It was car pool tunneling. My friend got food poisoning from the baked beans he ate in his car. It gave him gas pains. Why do electric cars have …
Canada Day Puns 1. I heard there was going to be a Canada Day parade, but it was cancelled. Apparently they couldn’t get all the mounties. 2. What do you call a fake maple leaf? An impoaster! 3. Why do Canadians say “Eh” so much? Because they’re too polite to end their sentences! 4. Did …
Ocean Puns (30) 1. What do you call a grumpy ocean? A crabby sea! 2. Why was the ocean famous? It had a lot of current fans. 3. I tried to catch fog yesterday but I mist. 4. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. 5. Did you hear about the shrimp …
