Las Vegas Puns (10) 1. I went to a magic show in Vegas and the magician made everything disappear. It was an all-consuming experience. 2. I was going to tell a joke about Vegas slot machines, but I decided to hold it and see what comes up. 3. Did you hear about the new Las …
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Irish Puns I tried to explain electricity to an Irish friend of mine, but he just couldn’t grasp the current situation. I asked my Irish friend if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He said, “Na, I’m still working on the last one you told me!” Did you hear about the Irishman who tried …
House Puns I was going to re-shingle my roof, but then I got cold feet. Our new smart home is so advanced, it’s practically a PhD in architecture. Getting ready to move into a fixer upper house is a renovation in progress. The haunted house was in need of an exorcist when strange noises came …
Gum Puns (25) 1. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot! 2. What do you call a gum that protects your teeth? A gum-guard! 3. Why couldn’t the boy blow a bubble with his gum? He didn’t have enough cents! 4. I tried chewing some bacon flavored gum, …
Mother’s Day Puns 1. I wanted to get my mom something very special for Mother’s Day, but all the good gifts argon. 2. For Mother’s Day, I got my mom a giant balloon shaped like a cell phone. It says, “Thanks for always being there for me!” 3. My kids asked what I want for …
Shower Puns I asked my friend how his shower was, he said it was just so-so. My shower is very possessive. It gets steamed if I use any other shower. The shower refused to work unless I took my clothes off. It said it wouldn’t get turned on otherwise. My shower likes to sing, its …
Sausage Puns 1. I relish a good sausage pun, even though people say I’m the wurst. 2. Sausage puns are the bratwurst, I can’t get enough of them! 3. Why don’t sausages make good comedians? They always ham it up. 4. Did you hear about the new German sausage that also tells jokes? It’s a …
Father’s Day Puns 1. I bought my dad a fridge for Father’s Day. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it. 2. What did one tie say to the other tie on Father’s Day? Thanks for being such a great dad! 3. Why do fathers love telling dad jokes? Because …
Sleep Puns 1. I tried counting sheep but I fell asleep before I could finish. 2. I was so tired last night I fell asleep while my wife was talking. She woke me up in the morning and said “we need to talk.” I hope I didn’t make any promises in my sleep! 3. I …
Easter Puns (15) 1. I went to buy some Easter eggs but the store was all sold out. I guess they had good eggs-it strategy. 2. Want to hear a joke about Easter? It’s pretty eggscellent! 3. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! 4. My friend got hit in the …