Short People Puns 1. I tried to warn my short friend that it was going to rain, but it went right over his head. 2. My short colleague got angry when I made fun of his height. I guess he came up short on patience. 3. I told my short friend to cheer up and …
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Roast Chicken Puns (15) 1. What do you call a chicken that gets roasted too long? Charcoal chicken! 2. What did the roast chicken say when it was done cooking? I’m baked! 3. Why was the roast chicken sad after cooking? It felt defeathered. 4. How does a roast chicken stay healthy? With lots of …
Bowl Puns 1. I was going to make a joke about bowls, but it was too shallow. 2. What did the bowl say to the spoon? You’re so stir crazy! 3. Why was the bowl feeling empty inside? It had no porridge. 4. Why was the bowl feeling down in the dumps? It hit rock …
Washing Machine Puns (10) 1. I bought a new washing machine yesterday. It really cleaned up! 2. My washing machine plays music while it runs. You could say it has some washing tunes. 3. I was excited when I first got my washing machine, but now I’m barely keeping my detergent. 4. My washing machine …
Train Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about trains, but I decided to switch tracks. 2. My friend got hit by a train and lost his left leg and left arm. He’s all right now though. 3. I entered a comedy competition on trains, but I didn’t make it past the first …
Tequila Puns 1. I only drink tequila on days that end in Y. 2. What do you call a tequila with a torch in it? A lightquila. 3. Why was the tequila bottle so popular at the party? It had a great personality. 4. I asked the bartender for something to make me look cool. …
Hawaii Puns (15) 1. I went to a luau in Hawaii and ate so much poi I got consti-poi-ted. 2. The hula dancers in Hawaii shake their grass skirts so fast it creates its own hula-caust. 3. The tourists were disappointed that the Hawaiian volcano didn’t lava lot of excitement. 4. The Hawaiian real estate …
December Puns (10) 1. I heard Santa Claus has started outsourcing his naughty/nice list to Elf on the Shelf. You could say he’s getting help from his little elfers. 2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots at the grocery store? He was picking his nose! 3. My friend got run over by a …
Tall People Puns 1. I heard two tall people got married. It was a high wedding! 2. What do you call a very tall priest? A high priest! 3. Why don’t short people need high chairs? They’re already close to the table! 4. What do you call tall sequel films? High-quels! 5. Why don’t tall …
Eyebrow Puns 1. I was looking for my tweezers yesterday but I couldn’t find them. I guess they were in arch-ival storage. 2. My friend got her eyebrows waxed into perfect arches. Now she looks surprised all the time. 3. Did you hear about the angry eyebrows? They were always furrowed. 4. I was running …
