Radio Puns 1. I was trying to tune my old radio last night but I just kept getting static. I guess some things from the past are better left in the past. 2. My friend was excited to finally tune in to her favorite radio station. She said “I can’t wait to turn on 97.1 …
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Keyboard Puns 1. I entered a keyboard pun contest, but I didn’t win. I guess I didn’t have the write stuff. 2. The band Keyboarded Cats is known for songs with lots of synthesizer. Some say their music is meow-sical. 3. Did you hear about the psychic who conducts seances with a Ouija keyboard? They …
Newspaper Puns 1. I tried to come up with some newspaper puns, but none of them made the headlines. 2. The newspaper business is quite cutthroat. There’s a new edition every day. 3. I wanted to work at the newspaper factory but they said the presses were running. 4. The newspaper writer was caught plagiarizing. …
Flower pot Puns 1. I bought my wife a flower pot for her birthday. She said it was the pot calling the kettle black! 2. I was late to my gardening club meeting because I took a potty break repotting my plants. 3. My friend grew marijuana in his flower pots. You could say he …
Pot Puns 1. I’m so baked right now, you could call me a pot-ato. 2. My friend got too high and thought he could fly. He’s now in the vegetabled state. 3. I entered my pot plant into a gardening competition. Sadly, it didn’t even make it to the high finals. 4. Why do cannabis …
Clothing Iron Puns (12) I was going to make a joke about ironing clothes, but it came out looking too flat. I bought my wife a new iron for her birthday. I told her it cost me an arm and a leg, but don’t worry—I got it for a steal! Why don’t irons make good …
Chair Puns (15) What do you call a chair that can fly? A highchair! Why was the chair tired when it got home from work? It was exhausted from sitting all day! My new office chair keeps breaking. I should have read the fine print before I bought it. The warranty clearly states it has …
Cushion Puns (15) 1. I bought my friend a cushion with a picture of cheese on it. It was a gouda gift. 2. My favorite cushion is the one with a cat face on it. It’s pawsitively purrfect. 3. I was feeling down so I bought myself a cushion that looks like a smiley face. …
Tinsel Puns 1. I tried to make some tinsel from old ketchup packets, but it turned out to be a condi-mint! 2. The tinsel was angry after being removed from the tree. It was very dis-ornamented. 3. Did you hear about the tinsel that was charged with glittering? The police said it was looking shady. …
Baseball Puns 1. I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist. 2. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business! 3. Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor. 4. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? …
