68 Jokes About Bananas

Bananas Puns (15)

1. What do you call a banana that works as a detective? A peeling investigator!
2. Why don’t bananas like fast food? They can’t drive in a split!
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
4. How do you know if a banana is sick? It’s looking a little yellow!
5. I tried to peel a banana with my feet, but it was too appealing.
6. What do you call two banana skins? A pair of peels!
7. My friend slipped on a banana peel and got a concussion. He’s still recovering from the after-peel.
8. I wanted to make banana bread but all I had was peelings. It was an un-apeeling situation.
9. Two bananas were crossing the street. One slipped and said “Oh no, I think I’m about to get mushed!”
10. What instrument do bananas play? The peeli-tar!
11. Did you hear about the banana who lost his appeal? He’s in a bad split now.
12. Why don’t bananas sleep well at night? They get nightpeels!
13. Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn’t peeling well.
14. What do you call a frozen banana? A chilly willy!
15. Why did the banana wear sunscreen? It didn’t want to peel!

Bananas One-Liners (15)

1. I wouldn’t want to slip up on a banana peel, it could give you quite the appeeling injury!
2. Bananas always tend to hang around in bunches.
3. Bananas are always there to lend you a hand when you’re in a sticky situation.
4. Bananas really know how to split your sides.
5. You’ll go bananas for bananas once you try them.
6. Bananas can really give you an energy boost in the morning.
7. Bananas can be pretty appeeling in smoothies.
8. Bananas make great snacks, just peel and enjoy.
9. Once you go bananas, you’ll never go back.
10. Banana peels are good comedic props but bad litter.
11. Bananas always manage to hit the sweet spot.
12. Bananas will make monkeys out of all of us.
13. Eat bananas! An apple a day just isn’t enough.
14. Bananas: nature’s perfect take-away snack.
15. Warning: Bananas may cause slippage when peeled.

Best Banana Jokes (38)

1. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!
2. What do you call a banana that doesn’t stay in one place? A roaming banana!
3. Why did the banana wear sunscreen to bed? It had nightpeels!
4. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they peel!
5. What did one banana say to the other? We need to split!
6. How do you make a banana split? You cut it down the middle!
7. What did one banana say to the other? Let’s play fruit ninja!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a peelin!
9. How do you know when a banana is getting old? It’s appeal begins to fade.
10. Why did the banana go out with a prune? It couldn’t get a date!
11. What’s yellow and dangerous? Shark infested bananas!
12. Why was the banana scared? It was in a hairy situation!
13. How do you embarrass a banana? Peel it!
14. Which day do bananas hate the most? Sundays, because Sundays are fundays!
15. What do you call a lazy baby banana? A procrastinana!
16. Where do banana peels come from? Slipperies!
17. What do you call a detective banana? Sherpeel Holmes!
18. Why did the banana go out with a prune? It couldn’t get a date!
19. What do you call a banana that has gone bad? A rotten nana!
20. Why did the banana wear a helmet? It wanted to avoid any splits!
21. Did you hear about the monkeys who ate too many bananas and got sick? They were just being chimpish!
22. What do you call a chameleon that can’t change color? A reptile dysfunction!
23. Why do bananas have to wear sunblock at the beach? Because they peel!
24. How do you know when you’re addicted to banana bread? When you go bananas without it!
25. How did the banana feel after falling down the stairs? Pretty mashed up!
26. Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? Because they hang around in bunches!
27. What do you call two bananas that share an apartment? Roommates!
28. Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn’t peeling well!
29. What happens when bananas fall in love? They go on romantic split vacations!
30. Why did Susie throw her clock out the window? Because it reminded her of daylight savings time, which she does not banana fan of.
31. What time did the banana go to the dentist? Tooth-thirty!
32. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven “ate” nine!
33. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na!
34. Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches!
35. How do you make a banana shake? Put it in front of a gorilla!