85 Hysterical Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Puns

1. Yo mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
2. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
3. Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
4. Yo mama’s so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the curb.
5. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
6. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
7. Yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
8. Yo mama’s so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.
9. Yo mama’s so stupid, she stole free bread samples.
10. Yo mama’s so nasty, roaches ride around on dune buggies in her hair.

Yo Mama One-Liners

1. Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
2. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID test.
3. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
4. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
5. Yo mama so poor she washes paper plates.
6. Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
7. Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
8. Yo mama so ugly, she scared the Sheetrock off the walls.
9. Yo mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
10. Yo mama so hairy, she looks like Don King in a blender.

Best Yo Mama Jokes

11. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled “taxi!”

Yo mama is so obese that people mistake her for a taxi cab when she wears yellow. Her size is so enormous that she is easily mistaken for a vehicle.

12. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a boxer.

Yo mama is so dim-witted that she mistook the fruit drink Fruit Punch for a professional boxer. She lacks basic knowledge and logic.

13. Yo mama’s so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama is so excessively hairy that she resembles a Chia Pet covered with a layer of grass seeds when she wears a sweater. Her body hair is outrageously overgrown.

14. Yo mama’s so short, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama is so petite and tiny in size that she can pose in place of trophies. She is incredibly short and small.

15. Yo mama’s so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so impoverished that she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list, hoping to scavenge discarded items to purchase. She is extremely poor and desperate.

16. Yo mama’s so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama is so unhygienic and dirty that she contaminates the beach by bringing crabs (pubic lice) there. Her lack of cleanliness is hazardous.

17. Yo mama’s so fat, when she backs up she says “beep beep beep!”

Yo mama is so corpulent that when she backs her body up, she mimics the sound of a reversing garbage truck saying “beep beep beep!” Her size is comically enormous.

18. Yo mama’s so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama is so appallingly unattractive that her hideous face turned mythical Medusa, whose gaze could turn onlookers into stone, into stone herself. Her appearance is grotesquely horrid.

19. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo mama is so foolish that she mistook a parking meter for a gumball machine, putting a quarter in and expecting a gumball in return. She completely misunderstands basic objects.

20. Yo mama’s so hairy, she’s got sideburns on her bald head.

Yo mama is so excessively hairy that she somehow grows thick sideburns on her bald head. She defies logic with her absurdly overgrown body hair.