Tuna Puns
- What did the tuna say when it swam into a concrete wall? “Dam!”
- Why don’t tuna fish like musicians? They’re too bassy!
- I was going to tell a joke about tuna, but it’s still in the can.
- What do you call a tuna with a law degree? A sue-shi!
- Did you hear about the tuna that joined a gang? He’s in a tuna cartel now.
- My friend couldn’t tuna guitar well. I said, “Don’t fret, you’ll get better.”
- What do you call a lazy tuna? Procrastifish!
- How do tuna get to work? They take the current!
- What did the tuna say when it swam into a wall? “Oh no, not again!”
- Why don’t tuna make good race car drivers? They’re always getting canned!
- What’s a tuna’s least favorite music? Hip-hop!
Tuna One-Liners
- I’m tuna telling you more fish puns.
- Don’t be koi, I know you secretly love these tuna jokes.
- My friend didn’t tunabelieve how funny these jokes were.
- I’m having a whale of a time with these tuna jokes.
- These jokes are so funny, I’m floundering with laughter.
- Want to sea more tuna jokes? Let minnow.
- What do you call a tuna with good rhythm? A hip-hop fish!
- I’m not tunapologizing for all these fish puns.
- My wife’s favorite fish? Wedding Tuna.
- What’s a tuna’s favorite music genre? Rap, because they’re hip-hop fish!
Best Tuna Jokes
21. What did the tuna say when it swam into a concrete wall? “Dam!” What did it say when it swam into the wall a second time? “Tuna gain!”
22. Why don’t tuna make good race car drivers? They’re always getting canned! Did you hear about the tuna race car driver who actually won a race? He really smoked the salmon!
23. How do you communicate with a giant tuna fish? Use a haddock! What’s the best way to call a giant tuna fish? With a harp-poon!
24. Where do tuna fish keep their money? In river banks! What did the tuna say when it swam into a wall? “I’m not going to fall for that current scam again!”
25. How do tuna get to work every day? They take the current! Why couldn’t the tuna afford a place to live? Because his only income was a tiny stipend!
26. What do you get if you cross a tuna with an elephant? Swimming trunks! What happens when two tuna fish collide? Atuna accident!
27. Why are tuna fish never afraid? Because they have o-fish-al protection! What’s a tuna’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!
28. What do you get when you cross a tuna with a pig? Bacon-wrapped sushi! What do you call a sleepy tuna? A snooze!
29. What’s a tuna’s favorite news source? The krill report! How does a tuna send a quick message? With Insta-gram!
30. Why don’t tuna make good lawyers? They’re too easy to bait! What’s a tuna’s favorite movie? The Little Mer-tuna!
31. Why don’t tuna make good builders? Because they’re always bringing down the house! What happened to the tuna who swallowed a bunch of quarters? It made a lot of cents!
32. Why are tuna great dancers? They have perfect mussel control! Did you hear about the tuna chef? He specializes in su-shef!
33. Why do tuna make great jazz musicians? They’re masters of the improm-fish! What’s a tuna’s least favorite music? Anything salmon-stream!
34. Why couldn’t the tuna become a writer? Because it floundered with plots! How do you fix a broken tuna? With a tuna helper!
35. Why don’t tunas ever win hide and seek? Because they’re always getting caught! What’s a tuna’s favorite hobby? Fishing for compliments!
36. Why don’t tuna need money? Because they can live on their own tuna-come! What did the tuna say when asked about its hobbies? “Water sports!”
37. What happens when a tuna gets in trouble with the law? It gets pressed on all sides! Why don’t tuna ever feel guilty? They have no moray-ls!
38. What’s a tuna’s favorite TV channel? Food Network! How do you fix a broken tuna casserole? You tuna helper!
39. Where do tuna go to decompress? The spa! What happens when two tunas collide? Atuna accident!
40. Why did the tuna blush? It saw the salmon’s bare skin! What’s a tuna’s favorite hobby? Netflex and gill!
41. How does a tuna stay connected underwater? With gill-fi! What did the tuna say when asked about its family? “We’re very tight-knit!”
42. Why was the tuna arrested? For being part of an ille-fish-al tuna cartel! What do tuna do to relax? Kelp calm and swim on!
43. What do you call a tuna with a personal trainer? A fit fish! What tuna makes the best employee? One that goes with the current!
44. How do tuna party? They have a sushi rave! What’s a tuna’s idea of luxury? Sleeping in a koi pond!
45. How does a tuna keep its breath fresh? With fish mints! What’s a tuna’s favorite romance story? 50 Shades of Koi!
46. Why did the tuna blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom! What do you call a tuna sandwich? Lunch with a friend!
47. Where do tuna go on vacation? Fin-land! What’s a tuna’s favorite game show? Cash for Koi-dlefish!