Tongue Twisters + Puns (20)
1. What did the police officer say when he caught the criminal who stole tongues? You’re under a wrist for twisted sisters!
2. Why was the tongue twister athlete so successful? He had a twist of fate!
3. What do you call tongues that argue with each other? Twisted sisters!
4. Why couldn’t the tongue twister say the phrase correctly? He kept tripping up on his twisted words!
5. What do you call a group of tongues trying to say tongue twisters? Twisted sisters!
6. What did the frustrated tongue twister say? I give up, these phrases are ridiculous!
7. Why did the tongue get fired from the circus? It couldn’t properly twist itself!
8. What do you call a twisted tongue that commits crimes? A twisted sister!
9. Why did the tongue enroll in tongue twister classes? To get twisted and master all the tricky phrases!
10. What happens when tongues start arguing with each other? Sibling twisted sisters!
11. Why couldn’t the tongue do any twisters? It was all tied up!
12. What do you call a twisted tongue that likes causing mischief? A twisted sister!
13. Why was the tongue so exhausted after practice? Those phrases were a real tongue twister!
14. What did the tongue say to the other tongue? Let’s twist together!
15. Why did the tongue keep messing up the phrase? It was twisted by all the tricky words!
16. What did the tongue say when it couldn’t untwist itself? I’m stuck in a real tongue twister!
17. What happens when tongues get mixed up? Twisted sister situations!
18. Why was the tongue feeling dizzy? It got twisted around with those phrases!
19. What did the tongue say when it mastered the twisters? I’m the twisted sister master!
20. How does a tongue get so twisted? By trying those ridiculous tongue twister phrases!
Tongue Twisters + One Liners (20)
21. I entered a tongue twister contest, but no one could understand my phrases!
22. My tongue got so twisted trying to say those ridiculous phrases!
23. Don’t leave your tongue untwisted – it’s tongue twister time!
24. Be careful when you twist your tongue – it could get stuck in a knot!
25. My tongue’s all twisted up like a pretzel after practicing those phrases!
26. Tongue twisters got my tongue doing somersaults and backflips!
27. I tied my tongue in a knot trying to say those twisters fast!
28. My tongue’s more twisted than a tornado after attempting those phrases!
29. I sound like I have marbles in my mouth when I try saying tongue twisters!
30. My tongue feels like it ran a marathon after practicing those twisters all day!
31. Talk about twisted tongues – those phrases really tie your tongue in knots!
32. My twisted tongue twisted itself right into a pretzel shape!
33. I swear my tongue has a mind of its own when I try saying those twisters!
34. After practicing tongue twisters, even simple phrases sound like gibberish!
35. My tongue’s more twisted than a pair of tangled headphones after attempting those twisters!
36. I think my twisted tongue needs an untwister after practicing those ridiculous phrases!
37. My poor tongue is so twisted, it looks like a crazy straw!
38. I sound like I have a mouth full of marbles when I try those tongue twisters!
39. Talk about tricky twisted tongues – those phrases are tongue torpedoing madness!
40. These twisted tongue twisters have me sounding nuttier than squirrel poop!
Best Tongue Twister Jokes (39)
41. Sally the silly sister went downtown to sell seashells. She tripped on the sidewalk crack and sent seashells scattering everywhere! Sally sighed, “Somebody save my seashells!”
42. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
43. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. I wish these six sick hicks would stop nicking those six slick bricks!
44. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don’t know, but that woodchuck sure can chuck a lot of wood!
45. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? I told Stu to just choose one pair of shoes to chew, but Stu insists on chewing all the shoes he can!
46. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
47. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. Now imagine that imaginary menagerie manager managing an actual real menagerie. Things would get really confusing!
48. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish. The moral is: Don’t let witches wish wicked wishes!
49. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. I noticed that this notice about noticing notices was not really that noticeable!
50. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit. I never should have slit that sheet to sit on, it was a bad idea to slit that sheet!
51. Whether the weather be fine, whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, whether the weather be hot, we’ll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not!
52. I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits!
53. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood badly! That poor big black bear!
54. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread. Whoa, that’s a lot of bread being fed between Fred and Ted!
55. How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground? As much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground!
56. Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter will make my batter better. So Betty Botter bought some better butter to make her batter better!
57. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can? I don’t know if a canner can can a can, but I know a canner sure cans a lot of cans!
58. She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
59. Selfish shellfish sell seashells on the seashore. Those selfish shellfish sure want a lot of cash for those seashells!
60. Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
61. Give Papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Papa really likes his proper coffee in that copper coffee cup!
62. Theophiles Thistle the successful thistle sifter sifted three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
63. Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat. That sure is a nice toy boat!
64. Leslie knitted thistle sifters and sold them in a knitting thistle sifter shop. If you want a knitted thistle sifter, check out Leslie’s shop!
65. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as many cookies as a good cook could cook if a good cook could cook cookies!
66. One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too. Sure wish I had a race horse like those two fast ones!
67. I’m not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate. I’m only plucking pheasants ’cause the pheasant plucker’s late!
68. A big blue bug bled black blood badly from big blunt blows. That poor big blue bug! Who would do such a thing?
69. I thought I needed a new car, so I went to buy one. But when I got there, they said they were sold out! I thought I thought I needed a new car, but it turned out I didn’t think I needed one after all.
70. Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes. Those poor frogs were so frantic fleeing from those fierce fishes!
71. Swan swam over the sea, Swim swan swim! Swan swam back again, Well swum swan! I sure am impressed that swan could swim so well over the sea like that.
72. What a to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. That certainly seems like an awfully hard thing to do!
73. Since a seer’s sight is seen to say ‘see sore’, it’s sane and sound to seer say ‘sore’, not ‘see sore’. Very confusing for that seer, I’d imagine!
74. If you understand, say “understand”. If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that?!
75. When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? Very confusing for those doctors!
76. Ed had edited it. Ed said he edited it editorially. After Ed edited it, Ed’s editor shared it with Ed’s editorial committee. Ed eagerly awaited feedback from Ed’s editorial review board.
77. Buying a big blue bug’s buggy bed made Billy buggy, but Billy was better buying a big blue bug’s buggy bed. I guess Billy is happy he bought that buggy bed after all!
78. Around the rough and rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran. Say that five times fast – I dare you!
79. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry. Just try repeating that tongue twister quickly – it’s so tricky!
