Moon Puns
1. I heard NASA is sending cows to the moon. The launch will be led by Cowmissioner Gordon Mooody.
2. What do you call cheese that’s made on the moon? Lunar cheese!
3. Why did the moon get arrested? It was caught with illegal craters.
4. I entered a competition for who could write the best song about the moon. I was over the moon to get first prize.
5. My astronaut friend claims the dark side of the moon isn’t as nice as the light side. Once you go there, you’ll see the dark side is a bit shady.
6. NASA is thinking of building a cheese factory on the moon. They say it will be out of this world!
7. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
8. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
9. What do you call stolen cheese? Mooncheddar.
10. Why don’t mountains get cold at night? They wear moon-tains.
11. Did you hear about the cheese factory that’s being built on the moon? It will make the most Lunarcheddar!
12. Why didn’t the moon want to get married? It was already in its last quarter.
Moon One-Liners
13. I’m reading a great book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
14. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
15. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
16. My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
17. I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!
18. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
19. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
20. I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
21. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
22. My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well.
Best Moon Jokes
23. Two astronauts landed on the moon. One of them says to the other, “I bet you can’t jump higher than this crater.” The other astronaut says, “Sure, I definitely can jump higher than that crater!” So he jumps up real high, but he doesn’t come back down. The first astronaut laughs and says, “Ha, nice try, but that was just a moon crater jump.”
24. What do you call a fake moon? A balloon.
25. Why does everyone trust the man in the moon? Because he is so down to earth!
26. How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
27. Why did the moon go to school? To get fuller!
28. How do astronauts take out the trash on the moon? They moon walk it to the curb.
29. Why did the astronaut bring so much food with him to the moon? In space, no one can hear you scream (for more food).
30. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
31. What kind of cheese is made on the moon? Lunar cheese.
32. Why did NASA go to the moon? They heard it was made of cheese.
33. How does the man in the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it.
34. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
35. I heard NASA is sending cows to the moon. The launch will be led by Cowmissioner Gordon Mooody.
36. What do you call stolen cheese? Mooncheddar.
37. Why did the moon get arrested? It was caught with illegal craters.
38. How does the man on the moon get lunch? Launch it!
39. Why did the astronaut bring so much food with him to the moon? In space, no one can hear you scream (for more food).
40. Why do people say the moon controls the tides? That’s just lunacy.
41. I’m reading a great book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
42. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
43. Did you hear NASA is planning a cheese factory on the moon? They say it will be out of this world!
44. What do you call someone who takes care of sheep on the moon? A lunar shepherd.
45. Why are the craters on the moon so shallow? Because there is no atmosphere for meteors to burn up in.
46. Why was the astronaut cranky when he got back from the moon? He needed some space.
47. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
48. What do you call a moon that can’t keep a secret? A blabber moon!
49. Why didn’t the astronaut come home from the moon? He decided to planet there.
50. How did the astronaut serve dinner on the moon? On flyin’ saucers!
51. Why didn’t the moon want to get married? It was already in its last quarter!
52. What did the astronaut eat for breakfast on the moon? Luna-tics.
53. Why did NASA go to the moon? They heard it was made of cheese.
54. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
55. What do you call stolen cheese? Mooncheddar!
56. How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.
57. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
58. Why do people say the moon controls the tides? That’s just lunacy!
59. What phase was the moon in when the astronauts planted the flag on its surface? The full planting phase!
60. Why did the moon get kicked out of school? It was being too planet!
61. Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands.
62. What did the astronaut have for breakfast on the moon? One small step for man, one giant leap for pancakes!
63. Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already has a million degrees!
64. Why was the astronaut looking for change on the moon? He needed space quarters!
65. Why was the moon tired when it got back from its vacation? It needed some time to recrater.
66. Did you hear about the cheese factory they’re building on the moon? The cheese will be out of this world!
67. How did NASA throw their company holiday party? They planet!
68. Why was the astronaut cranky when he returned from his mission? He needed some space!
69. Why are the craters on the moon so shallow? There’s no atmosphere for meteors to burn up in!
70. What did the astronaut have for breakfast on the moon? One small steppe for man, one giant leap for pancakes!
71. Why did the astronaut bring extra ketchup and mustard to the moon? In space, no one can hear you scream for condiments!
72. How did NASA communicate their party plans? They just had to planet!
73. Why do people say the moon controls the tides? That’s just lunar-cy!