Ballet Puns 1. I wanted to become a ballet dancer, but I just didn’t have the plié. 2. What did the ballet dancer say when he couldn’t find his shoes? Wherefore art my pointe shoes? 3. Why was the ballet dancer embarrassed? She had a bad barre attitude. 4. Why are ballet dancers bad at …
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Sloth Puns 1. What do you call a three-toed sloth who is running late? A slow-poke! 2. Why don’t sloths ever win races? They’re always slothful at the starting line. 3. I wanted to tell my sloth joke faster but it was too slow-moving. 4. What do you call a sloth who works as a …
Alien Puns Why don’t aliens take aspirin? Because they don’t want to experience little green headaches! Why did the alien get bad grades in math class? Because he couldn’t count past infinity! Did you hear about the alien who failed his driving test? He kept abducting vehicles instead of driving them! What do you call …
Bingo Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about bingo, but then I realized it would just be a gamble whether people found it funny or not. 2. Why was the bingo player sweating profusely? He had a full card! 3. I tried to come up with a bingo pun, but it was …
Pigeon Puns What do you call a pigeon that can break dance? A hip hop-opotamus! Why don’t pigeons ever get lost? They always know the coo! What do you call a pigeon who’s also a talented singer? A coo-per! My friend wanted to dress up like a pigeon for Halloween but couldn’t find a good …
Vampire Puns (10) What do vampires like to eat at breakfast? Stake and eggs! Why don’t vampires go to barbecues? They don’t like steak! Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation! Why don’t vampires make good baseball players? They’re afraid of bats! How can you tell when …
Chess Puns (10) I wanted to make a chess pun, but I was afraid it would just end in checkmate. What do you call a chess game between garden vegetables? Squash vs. kale mate. Why are castles the rudest chess pieces? They’re always rook-ing others. Did you hear about the chess grandmaster who got caught …
Horse Puns 1. I tried to impress a girl by riding up on a horse, but she galloped away. 2. I entered my horse in a race, but it turns out he’s more of a party animal. 3. My friend bet me I couldn’t make a joke about horses. Jokes on him, I bridled at …
Balls Puns (10) What do you call a haunted set of genitals? Boos balls! Why was the basketball player so tired after his game? He was ball-drained. How did the ballerina get ready for her big show? She did some ball-et practice. Why don’t cats play with yarn balls? They prefer playing with their own …
Breakfast Puns 1. I wanted to make pancakes this morning, but I didn’t have the pan-cake mix. 2. My friend got hit in the head with a box of cereal. It was a very cereal injury. 3. I entered my homemade granola bar into a baking contest. It didn’t win any prizes, but it was …