Rodeo Puns 1. I wanted to enter the calf roping contest, but the organizers said I’d just be pulling their leg. 2. The rodeo clown took a bull by the horns and asked it, “Got beef with me?” 3. The rodeo rider was feeling sheepish after falling off the bull for the third time. He …
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Rocket Ship Puns 1. I wanted to make a joke about rocket ships, but I decided to abort the mission. 2. The rocket engineer was feeling exhausted after working long hours. I guess you could say he was rocket-tired. 3. I heard NASA is working on a new eco-friendly rocket. It runs on reusable fuel …
Ringmaster Puns 1. I asked the ringmaster why he was holding a piece of bread. He said it was just his rye toast. 2. The ringmaster was feeling down so I told him to chin up. He said “I don’t have a chin, just this tall hat.” 3. Our ringmaster likes to nap a lot. …
Rick Astley Puns (20) 1. I wanted to get Rick Astley’s autograph but he said he wouldn’t give it to me. What a let down! 2. I heard Rick Astley bought an expensive saxophone. I guess he never gonna give it up. 3. Did you hear about the new documentary on Rick Astley’s singing career? …
Rich Puns I tried to withdraw all my money from the ATM, but it said insufficient funds. How can that be possible when I’m filthy rich? My rich friend got food poisoning from eating caviar that had gone bad. I told him that’s what happens when you eat spoiled riches. The wealthy heiress was showing …
Restaurant Puns I relish a good hot dog, but ketchup if you can! This seafood restaurant is so fresh – it’s bassically brand new. The ramen restaurant was pretty good, but I was left with a noodleing feeling that something was missing. That new Mexican place makes some spicy entrees, but I salsa my soul …
Recycling Puns (15) I heard the city is opening a new recycling center. It sounds like it’s going to be a waste management facility. My friend got a job at the new recycling plant. He said it has its ups and downs, but the work is pretty garbage. Did you hear about the foreman at …
Rectangle Puns 1. What do you call a four-sided shape that loves to party? A wrecked-angle! 2. Why was the rectangle angry at its friend? Because it was two-faced! 3. My friend got trapped inside a rectangle. Now they’re in a square predicament. 4. The band was looking for a new lead singer. They decided …
Rabbi Puns What do you call a rabbi who works as a DJ? A spin rabbi! Why shouldn’t you ask a rabbi to hold your bagels? They would just rabbi them! How does a rabbi keep his beard looking neat? With rabbi tape! What do you call a sleepy rabbi? A napbi! What do you …
Queen Victoria Puns (10) 1. I heard Queen Victoria collects stamps. You could say she’s very fond of the royal mail! 2. Did you hear about Queen Victoria’s new clothing line? It’s called “Vic’s Knickers.” 3. Queen Victoria always insists on eating off fine china. I guess you could say she’s very fond of her …