Scorpion Puns (15) 1. What do you call a scorpion that likes to party? A club-ion! 2. Why don’t scorpions ever get lost? They have their own in-sting-ts. 3. Why did the scorpion cross the road? To get to the other side! 4. What do you call a scorpion that has great dance moves? A …
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Scissors Puns 1. I was going to tell you a joke about scissors, but it’s probably best if we just cut it out. 2. Did you hear about the barber who got arrested? He was charged with hair-m robbery and scissor tackle! 3. My friend got me a pair of round-tipped safety scissors for my …
School Bus Puns 1. I heard the school bus got into a crash. Thankfully, there were no in-juries! 2. The school bus driver quit his job because it was just going in circles and he felt like he wasn’t getting anywhere. 3. I asked the school bus driver why the bus was painted yellow. He …
Scientist Puns (20) 1. I heard oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went OK. 2. Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some water too. But why’d you order it like that? We’re not at work.” 3. What do you call …
School Puns 1. I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have a point. 2. I was struggling in art class until I finally drew the line. 3. My teacher told me to pay attention, so I gave her a quarter. 4. I failed Russian literature. Tolstoy was just too long for me. …
Scarecrow Puns (10) 1. I’m having a Halloween party and invited a bunch of scarecrows. It’s going to be crawling with straw-guests! 2. Why was the scarecrow given an award? He was outstanding in his field! 3. Why are scarecrows never lonely? They’re good at making new friends! 4. What do you call a scarecrow …
Sally Puns (15) 1. Why did Sally get fired from the chocolate factory? She kept taking all the Snickers! 2. What did Sally say when she couldn’t find her dog? “Where’s Rover?!” 3. Why doesn’t Sally like summer? Because it’s too darn hot! 4. Why can’t Sally ever keep a secret? Because she always Sally …
Russia Puns 1. I heard Russia is thinking of changing its name to USB-R. That way they can take over all ports. 2. Why does Russia excel at chess? They’ve been practicing cold war tactics for years. 3. Russia wanted to enter the European baking contest, but kept getting rejected. They finally realized they kneaded …
Roofing Puns (15) 1. I was thinking of re-shingling my roof, but I don’t want to make any rash decisions. 2. My friend got a job installing roofs. He said it has its ups and downs. 3. I asked the roofer if he could fix my leaky roof. He said no problem, he would just …
Roof Puns 1. I was going to tell a joke about roofs, but the story was over my head. 2. What do you call roof tiles that have fallen off? Missing shingles. 3. Why are metal roofs so noisy when it rains? They’re making a lot of clatter. 4. The roofer started telling jokes while …